HairsprayChicken

16/07/2022

I don’t think I ever shared with y’all my covid project while I was stuck at home. But I made an entire Quane figurine. Tender is so much more difficult (and taller) so I’ll build her next quarantine.

14/07/2022

Father Long Legs. Y’all voted for this with an overwhelming 16 to 0. Sorry to disappoint

27/06/2022

A reminder that ladies will still be getting abortions, it’ll just be lethal and unsupervised now. This is Trump’s last f**k you to America, rest assured. I am convinced this wouldn’t have gone forward without the influence of the little minions he spurted into the court. Clarence can get the heat too. This is dumb as f**k. ****ad **kedthesupremecourt

21/04/2022

I was on a bit of a hiatus and need to tiptoe back in light-heartedly for a bit. Bear with me. And sleep better!

18/04/2022

My mom and my stepdad said it wouldn’t be good to go home while my sister is still mad at me because of her wedding so for Easter I went ill

02/07/2020

“Where’s Justice?” I wish I could have fit all the victims of police brutality, but then it would have just been a page full of dead black people, so I went with 8. This is gonna hurt your eyes and your zooming fingers.

26/03/2019

For anybody who didn’t get the memo the first time ‘round, this page is dead. If you wanna see ALL the content and comments, head over to on IG. You don’t even need an account! Just go to instagram.com/hairspraychicken from your browser. That’s where the real party is. This page only has sh*tty snippets from the afterparty.

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14/02/2019

Castles in the Sky (Happy Valentines Day) @ Boulder, Colorado

31/01/2019

I’ve updated my logo. (^after and before)

30/01/2019

I personally just let it rip. Life’s too short to be hurting yourself like that for no reason.

21/01/2019

Guess what inspired this gag.

29/11/2018

I don’t even care about football, but my mom came up with this idea, and I know a good concept when I hear one, so I felt an urgency to scribble it down before someone else does. These are very rough drafts, I’m gonna make it nice. If they win the SuperBowl, then this will be the best selling t-shirt of 2019. I even threw my copyright on there, which I never do. That’s how broke I am.