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I told my computer I needed a break…Now it won’t stop sending me vacation ads. 😂
08/10/2026

I told my computer I needed a break…
Now it won’t stop sending me vacation ads. 😂

Why don’t scientists trust atoms?Because they make up everything! 😂
08/10/2026

Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything! 😂

My wallet is like an onion…Every time I open it, I cry. 😭😂
08/10/2026

My wallet is like an onion…
Every time I open it, I cry. 😭😂

08/09/2026
I told my computer I needed a break…Now it won’t stop sending me vacation ads! 😂💻
08/09/2026

I told my computer I needed a break…
Now it won’t stop sending me vacation ads! 😂💻

08/09/2026

Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
Because they might crack each other up! 🥚😂

Teacher: Why are you late?Student: Because of the sign.Teacher: What sign?Student: “School Ahead, Go Slow!” 😂
08/08/2026

Teacher: Why are you late?
Student: Because of the sign.
Teacher: What sign?
Student: “School Ahead, Go Slow!” 😂

Mom: Did you clean your room?Me: Yes.Mom: Then why is everything still on the floor?Me: I cleaned the bed too… I moved e...
08/08/2026

Mom: Did you clean your room?
Me: Yes.
Mom: Then why is everything still on the floor?
Me: I cleaned the bed too… I moved everything onto it! 😂

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