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Novelties and collectables inspired by the cultural phenomenon that is Donald J. Trump. INAUGURATION DAY 2021 AKA 2ND CHRISTMAS IS RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER!

GET YOUR OFFICIAL FAT PUTIN "GET HIM UP OUTTA HERE!" GEAR WHILE SUPPLIES LAST! CELEBRATE THIS YUGE DAY IN STYLE!

12/28/2020

23 DAYS AND COUNTING UNTIL 2ND CHRISTMAS!!! Let’s geteehm up outta here in style!! SHOP NOW!!!

12/17/2020

Dump Trump! Supreme No Flip-Flops

First "we the people" and then The Supreme Court. But just in case our little wanna be dictator didn't get the message the first two times, let's reiterate in emphatic summer style. These colorful Fat Putin slippers say "YOU"RE FIRED!" with flare! As we exit this hard winter, prepare for an adventurous and carefree summer with a pair of colorful slippers that are created just for an occasion like this! And we've tried em on and trust, there's something cathartic about the foot to Fat Putin face ratio. Plus , the rubber sole is lined with a soft fabric to make sure you feel comfortable wherever your day takes you.

• Rubber sole
• Customizable 100% polyester fabric lining
• Black Y-shaped rubber straps
• Toe post style

12/17/2020

The "bigly" beach towel

After the four year dust storm that was the Trump era, it's safe to say that we're all deserving of beach vacation, or at least a long, hot, descumifying shower. This super soft and cozy all-over sublimation towel, pairs nicely with your new Dump Trump Supreme No Flip Flops, and is the perfect way to say "Thanks for the memories 45... put 'er there!" as you dry off... if you catch the drift.

• Available in one size: 30”x60”
• 52% cotton, 48% polyester
• Made in China. Printed in the USA
• Printed on one side only
• The non-printed side is made of terry fabric, making the towel more water-absorbent

12/17/2020

The "Grab em by the... neck” Gaiter

This neck gaiter is a versatile accessory that can be used as a face covering, headband, bandana, wristband, and neck warmer. Upgrade your accessory game with a tribute piece that pays omage to the table setter for a true statesman at.

• 95% polyester, 5% elastane (fabric composition may vary by 1%)
• Fabric weight: 6.19 oz/yd² (210 g/m²)
• Breathable fabric
• Washable and reusable
• Four-way stretch fabric that stretches and recovers on the cross and lengthwise grains
• One size
• Printed on one side, reverse side is left blank

12/17/2020

The MUA (Mask Up America) Premium face mask

This reusable face mask will fit you nicely thanks to its adjustable nose wire and elastic bands. Designed to complement your Inauguration Day style (or 2nd Christmas as we like to call it), you'll be coordinated and safe for this YUGE day in our nation's history and beyond!

• 100% supersoft polyester microfiber
• Fabric weight: 2.4–2.5 oz/yd² (80-85 g/m²)
• Nose wire that helps adjust the mask
• Elastic bands with PVC earloop size regulators
• Pocket for a filter or napkin
• Washable and reusable

12/17/2020

Fat Putin YUGE Mug

Just in time for Christmas the Fat Putin YUGE mug is HERE! The countdown to moving day clock is 'a-tickin and 45 is sure to be 'a-tweeting "best wishes" to all. Add a splash of color to your morning coffee or tea ritual while you keep up with the circus! These dynamic mugs are a great gift for anyone ready to toast on inauguration morning 2021 (here-to-fore known as 2nd Christmas). Get your now before they're gone and all hell breaks loose!

• Ceramic
• Height: 3.85" (9.8 cm)
• Diameter: 3.35" (8.5 cm)
• White print area
• Color rim, inside, and handle
• Dishwasher and microwave safe @ White House 1600 Pennsylvania Ave.

12/17/2020

The "yuge" Unisex Hoodie

Just in time for the 2021 presidential inauguration also known as 2nd Christmas!

Wave goodbye to the Trump era in your official Fat Putin attire.

The votes are in and this hoodie is a “yuge” winter wear winner! Maybe, definitely the YUGEST EVER!

Replete with a post White House eviction prediction (25L = twenty five to life), this hoodie is a hit with the

"LOCK (INSERT PREFERRED PRONOUN HERE) UP!" crowd, saying goodbye to 45 with emphatic style!

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Who knew that the softest hoodie you'll ever own comes with such a cool design. You won't regret buying this classic streetwear piece of apparel with a convenient pouch pocket and warm hood for chilly evenings.

• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Front pouch pocket
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Matching flat drawstrings
• 3-panel hood @ 1600 pensylvannia avenue (white house)

12/17/2020

The "bigly" Unisex Hoodie

Just in time for the 2021 presidential inauguration also known as 2nd Christmas!

Wave goodbye to the Trump era in your official Fat Putin attire.

The polls are in and the “bigly” is the “unpresidented” winter wear winner.

Replete with a post White House eviction prediction (25 / 2L = twenty five to life), this hoodie says goodbye to 45 with emphatic style.

Who knew that the softest hoodie you'll ever own comes with such a cool design. You won't regret buying this classic streetwear piece of apparel with a convenient pouch pocket and warm hood for chilly evenings.

• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Front pouch pocket
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Matching flat drawstrings
• 3-panel hood @ White House 1600 Pennsylvania Ave.

12/17/2020

The "bigly" Unisex Long Sleeve Tee

Just in time for the 2021 presidential inauguration also known as 2nd Christmas!

Wave goodbye to the Trump era in your official Fat Putin attire.

The votes are in and this hoodie is a “bigly” winter wear winner. The BIGLYEST OF ALL TIME IN FACT!

Replete with a post White House eviction prediction (25L = twenty five to life), this long sleeve tee is a hit with the
"LOCK (INSERT PREFERRED PRONOUN HERE) UP!" crowd, saying goodbye to 45 with emphatic style!

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic Heather is 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• 32 singles
• Retail fit
• Crew neck
• Cover-stitched collar
• 2'' ribbed cuffs
• Side-seamed @ White House 1600 Pennsylvania Ave.

12/17/2020

The "yuge" Unisex Long Sleeve Tee

Just in time for the 2021 presidential inauguration also known as 2nd Christmas!

Wave goodbye to the Trump era in your official Fat Putin attire.

The votes are in and this long sleeved tee is a “yuge” winter wear winner. Maybe, definitely the YUGEST EVER!

Replete with a post White House eviction prediction (25L = twenty five to life), this hoodie is a hit with the
"LOCK (INSERT PREFERRED PRONOUN HERE) UP!" crowd, saying goodbye to 45 with emphatic style!

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic Heather is 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• 32 singles
• Retail fit
• Crew neck
• Cover-stitched collar
• 2'' ribbed cuffs
• Side-seamed @ 1600 pensylvannia avenue (white house)

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