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Tampa Beer Burro

A beer burro is a gentle mini donkey with an irresistibly cute face and big ears. Interactive, photo-ready fun. 2025 spots limited—now booking 2026!

they arrive wearing a saddle pack cooler—ready to carry beverages, cards, or gifts. Perfect for weddings, corporate events, quinceañeras, and other types of parties. Make your event unforgettable with our animal servers! 📸✨ Dressed to impress, loved by guests—our mini donkeys arrive in style and steal the spotlight. Reserve your date!🫏🎉🫏

08/28/2026

🍂🎉 And just like that… our FALL SEASON begins TOMORROW! 🎉🍂

And what better way to kick it off than with a 50th Fiesta! 🌮🎊

The donks are SO excited to get back to work! 🫏💕 And honestly… I am too! 😂

There’s just something so special about watching people light up when they see the donkeys. The smiles, the laughs, the excitement, and all the love they get make every bit of the hard work behind the scenes completely worth it. ❤️

Our donks truly LOVE the attention and affection they get at events. They know when it’s time to go have fun, meet new people, pose for pictures, and soak up all the attention. 🥰🫏

Here’s to a busy, fun-filled fall season! 🍁🎉

Let’s do this, donks! ❤️

***o

08/18/2026

Tinker Belle had her newest adventure! 🐮💅🏼😂

This girl is pretty booked for events this coming fall, and well… every girl needs to get her toes done before a busy social season! So Tink got her FIRST PEDICURE! 🥰

She got to watch Peaches go first and apparently decided, “Yep, that looks like something I should do.” 😂 She followed Peach’s lead like a pro!

I honestly had NO idea that contraption would fit such a tiny cow, but sure enough… it did! Tink settled right in, took a tiny nap, and thoroughly enjoyed her pedicure. 💕🐮

And then came the funniest part…

Our neighbor boy’s mom asked him if he wanted to see “the cow’s feet cut off.”

He immediately said NO. 😂 I mean… WHO would want to see that?!

Momma quickly backtracked and realized that perhaps “watch the cow get her feet trimmed” would have been a better choice of words. 🤣

So, I’m pretty sure we saved a three-year-old from a lifetime of cow-related trauma today.

No cows lost their feet in the making of this pedicure. 😂😂

Tinker Belle is officially ready to put her best little hooves forward for fall! 💅🏼🐮💕

08/12/2026

Today our sweet Martha Stewart turns 5! 🥹🫏💕

Martha and Snoop Donk were the beginning of something I never knew I needed so much. When we adopted them at around 5 months old, I had absolutely NO idea how much joy these two little donkeys were going to bring into my life.

Martha has become so much more than just one of our animals. She’s brought smiles, laughs, hugs and a whole lot of happiness to hundreds of people every year through the events she attends. And honestly, getting to watch the joy she brings to other people might be one of my favorite parts of all of this. ❤️

There is just something special about mini donkeys. They have these giant personalities packed into those little bodies, and Martha is proof of that.

She and Snoop bonded very early, and these two have basically decided that wherever one goes, the other is going. They truly can’t go nowhere without each other. 😂

Happy 5th Birthday, Martha Stewart! 🎂🫏

Thank you for being one of the very first little pieces of something that has grown into a part of my life I can’t imagine living without.

We love you, Marthy girl. 💕
And yes… Snoop will be right there celebrating with you. 😂🫏🫏

08/06/2026

A moment:

There’s something about a child looking at our sweet Snoop Donk that makes me stop and really appreciate what we get to do. ❤️

These are the pictures that remind me why we started Tampa Beer B***o.

Maybe it’s because Snoop knows they are just as small as he is… or maybe it’s because he understands that sometimes the smallest humans have the biggest hearts. 🥰

Whatever it is, there is a special connection that happens when a child gets a moment with one of our animals.

And I can say this for sure… if a child wants time with our donkeys, it is my absolute pleasure to slow down and let them have that moment. No rushing. No schedule. Just a child, a donkey, and a little bit of magic. ✨

Those are the moments I treasure the most. 🫶

***o

07/31/2026

Today's the day!!⏰
It's your last chance to support us in three easy ways:
🗳️ Vote for Mini Friends Farm Best of Florida:
guidetoflorida.com/best-of/vote/community-organizations (theres a lot of them so you gotta look for "Mini")
🗳️ Vote for Tampa Beer B***o-Best of Florida:
guidetoflorida.com/best-of/vote/weddings-events (we are in "Other Event Entertainment services")
👕 Order your Mini Friends Farm T-shirt before the store closes:
https://www.customink.com/fundraising/a-mini-farm-making-a-difference-in-the-community-3915?utm_campaign=desktop-campaign-page-share-v3&utm_content=a-mini-farm-making-a-difference-in-the-community-3915&utm_medium=social&utm_source=copy-link

At the stroke of midnight, Louise the alpaca turns back into... a very fluffy pumpkin. 🎃🦙
Seriously though, all voting and T-shirt orders end tonight at midnight. Every vote, every shirt, and every bit of support helps us continue our mission.
Thank you for being part of the Mini Friends Farm family! ❤️

07/26/2026

Stunning wedding party ✔️ Beautiful venue ✔️ Amazing guests ✔️
Snoop Donk stealing absolutely all the attention 😂🫏💕

We don’t blame anyone for falling in love. One visit from this charming little donkey and you’re a fan for life!

07/21/2026

The magic of a Tampa Beer B***o event starts long before the first guest arrives.

While everyone else is getting ready for the celebration, we're at the farm bathing tiny hooves, brushing coats, packing supplies, checking the trailer, and making sure every animal is safe, comfortable, and ready for their big day.

Our donkeys don't know they're about to steal the show. They just know they're going on an adventure where they'll get lots of scratches, smiles, and maybe a few extra treats.

Sure, they carry drinks. But what they really deliver are conversations, laughter, unforgettable photos, and memories your guests will talk about long after the last dance.

It's never just about the drinks.
It's about creating an experience no one expected—and no one forgets.

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07/20/2026

**event venue or event planner**, this post is for you! 🤍

Several venues have asked if I could create rack cards to share with their clients, so they're finally here!

If you'd like to offer **Tampa Beer B***o** as a unique entertainment option for weddings, corporate events, parties, or special celebrations, I'd be happy to get some to you.

📍 If you're near Valrico, I can drop them off.
📬 If you're farther away, just send me a PM with your mailing address and I'll pop some in the mail.

Thank you for thinking of us and for supporting local businesses. Wishing everyone a successful event season! 🫶

***o

07/19/2026

❤️ Another All Call! ❤️

We have just 9 days left in our fundraiser, and we’re only about 20 items away from reaching our goal.

This fundraiser means so much to us because every shirt purchased helps support our mini farm and the work we’re doing to make a difference in our community. Whether you’ve visited the farm, followed our journey, volunteered, donated, or simply cheered us on from afar, your support truly matters.

If you’ve been considering ordering a shirt, now is the perfect time. We have something for everyone—kids’ T-shirts, adult T-shirts, long sleeves, and sweatshirts.

Every order helps us get one step closer to our goal and allows us to continue serving and growing our impact in the community.

Order your shirt here:
https://www.customink.com/fundraising/a-mini-farm-making-a-difference-in-the-community-3915?utm_campaign=mobile-campaign-page-share&utm_content=a-mini-farm-making-a-difference-in-the-community-3915&utm_medium=social&utm_source=copy-link

Thank you for believing in our mission and for helping us make a difference, one shirt at a time. ❤️

If you’re not able to purchase a shirt, sharing this post with your friends and family would mean the world to us. Every share helps us reach more people and brings us closer to our goal.

Mini Friends Farm

07/15/2026

🎉 We're excited to announce that Tampa Beer B***o has been nominated for the Best of Florida Awards! 🫏🍻

If our donkeys or Tinker Belle made you smile at a wedding, corporate event, bar/brewery, or special celebration, we'd be honored to have your vote!

Every vote helps support our small business—and every booking helps support the mission of Mini Friends Farm.

🗳️ Vote for Tampa Beer B***o at: guidetoflorida.com/best-of/vote/weddings-events (we are in "Other Event Entertainment services")

Thank you for supporting our amazing animals and helping us spread smiles across Florida!

***o

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Valrico, FL
33596

Website

http://www.tampabeerburro.com/

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