Josh Waney Adventures

Josh Waney Adventures Just a city boi living in the suburbs with my cat and idiot friends — Yee Haw

I'm a dapper alcoholic for Halloween this year ~Yee Haw
10/26/2024

I'm a dapper alcoholic for Halloween this year

~Yee Haw

No context, just facts ~ Yee Haw
08/04/2024

No context, just facts

~ Yee Haw

Wine and Mac & Cheese 🎀💗🌸💅
08/04/2024

Wine and Mac & Cheese

🎀💗🌸💅

I thought a hat would help the problem with my cat not liking country music (specifically The Queen B, Beyoncé, herself)...
04/19/2024

I thought a hat would help the problem with my cat not liking country music (specifically The Queen B, Beyoncé, herself) but I think I made it worse....

Yee Haw.... ~

04/19/2024

Been a long time since I posted an update on here, but here it goes:

A while back, something really big happened in my life, and I'm still trying to find ways to keep moving forward but it's difficult...

I was sitting alone with my thiccc black P/cat one night enjoying life, when I discovered the new Beyoncé song "Texas Hold 'Em". I never was into country, ever — but when I tell you this song made me feel like my soul left my body and I went to heaven, it's true. This song has made me feel the happiest ever in my entire life (when the first note hits, I literally cry tears of joy — it's that beautiful man).

When I listen to it, I imagine swimming in a pool of melted warmmmmm and moisttttt chocolate, drinking a nice cold beer, and wearing nothing but my birthday suit and a cowboy hat. I was gonna say that stroking my black cat would be part of the fantasy, but let's be real — that's a Fass thing.

Speaking of my cat, her and I regularly sing karaoke to it when the boys leave my house after our Saturday hangouts — annoyingly, she hasn't been able to keep up with me so I think I might have to just get a new cat that can appreciate TRUE ART AND TALENT.

Anyways, can't wait to dress up as country Beyoncé for Halloween, TEE HEE 😊👉👈

Sincerely, Future Mr. Beyoncé-Waney
Yee Haw 🤠~

06/17/2023

Come on by to Josh Waney Adventures Recreation Center and Daycare! Our staff of almost 30 year olds (some questionable for looking like your neighborhood p*do) will take your kids to the playground and force them to watch us play on it!!!

06/17/2023

Cameron has a foot fe**sh I found out, he's touching everyone's toes like it's nobody's business rip

Nobody is safe

~Yee Haw

Went to Montreal hoping to make it big at becoming an Olympic athlete (̶ᴛ̶ʜ̶ᴇ̶ʀ̶ᴇ̶'̶s̶ ̶ᴀ̶ɴ̶ ̶O̶ʟ̶ʏ̶ᴍ̶ᴘ̶ɪ̶ᴄ̶ ̶s̶ᴘ̶ᴏ̶ʀ̶ᴛ...
05/09/2023

Went to Montreal hoping to make it big at becoming an Olympic athlete (̶ᴛ̶ʜ̶ᴇ̶ʀ̶ᴇ̶'̶s̶ ̶ᴀ̶ɴ̶ ̶O̶ʟ̶ʏ̶ᴍ̶ᴘ̶ɪ̶ᴄ̶ ̶s̶ᴘ̶ᴏ̶ʀ̶ᴛ̶ ̶ғ̶ᴏ̶ʀ̶ ̶ᴅ̶ʀ̶ɪ̶ɴ̶ᴋ̶ɪ̶ɴ̶ɢ̶ ̶ᴀ̶ɴ̶ ̶ɪ̶ɴ̶s̶ᴀ̶ɴ̶ᴇ̶ ̶ᴀ̶ᴍ̶ᴏ̶ᴜ̶ɴ̶ᴛ̶ ̶ᴏ̶ғ̶ ̶ᴀ̶ʟ̶ᴄ̶ᴏ̶ʜ̶ᴏ̶ʟ̶ ̶ᴀ̶ɴ̶ᴅ̶ ̶ᴡ̶ʀ̶ᴀ̶ɴ̶ɢ̶ʟ̶ɪ̶ɴ̶ɢ̶ ̶ᴀ̶s̶ ̶ᴍ̶ᴀ̶ɴ̶ʏ̶ ̶ɪ̶ᴅ̶ɪ̶ᴏ̶ᴛ̶s̶ ̶ᴀ̶s̶ ̶ʏ̶ᴏ̶ᴜ̶ ̶ᴄ̶ᴀ̶ɴ̶,̶ ̶ʀ̶ɪ̶ɢ̶ʜ̶ᴛ̶?̶)̶.

𝘼𝙣𝙮𝙬𝙖𝙮, they told me I wasn't exactly a good fit for the Olympics — but said they'd let me know when recruiting begins for the Special Olympics, whatever that means👍🤔....

P.S. Not even a dad yet and I'm already posing badly like one

Oui Haw 🇫🇷🤠🇨🇦

He is beauty, he is grace, he is Mr. Broken All Over The Place ✨🩼(Little Debbie wishesssssss she had Rizz like this💁‍♀️)...
05/09/2023

He is beauty, he is grace, he is Mr. Broken All Over The Place ✨🩼

(Little Debbie wishesssssss she had Rizz like this💁‍♀️)

Oui Haw 🇫🇷 🤠 🇨🇦

Been so busy chasing gators and watching those crazy Floridian men that I almost forgot to post this from before I left....
05/04/2023

Been so busy chasing gators and watching those crazy Floridian men that I almost forgot to post this from before I left. The gang decided to play Villainous, and wouldn't you know it, Little Baddie strikes again! So nice playing a game with the boys, especially without Ed there yelling nonsense and annoying me 😌. Felt nice finding peace and quiet in my own home for once.

Haw Yee

04/23/2023

UPDATE:
Fass is more attracted to Chris's hair than Mitch's. The air is feeling thicc tonight.

Yee Haw

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