Reverend Buck

Reverend Buck After being fired from 6 churches in 5 years. Here we are…

Hillbilly with prospects ⛪️

10/13/2026

Outrage over jokes only happens when the honesty of the joke overwhelms the socially performative superiors.

Telling the truth is an absolute guarantee you’ll be condemned in the millennia.

10/09/2026

Got Got by Shawna on the EBT 2 for 1 again!!! There’s only 17 bucks on this card! 🤬🤬🤬

10/08/2026

When we started the Trikes 4 Tikes bicycle charity. Plenty of donations came in. Somedays we were getting 4, 5, even 6 bikes donated! Then slowly that tapered down to 0 bikes coming in for the kids… No bikes = No program!

So I did what any respectable Reverend would do. I struck up a deal with the local crackhead Jared. Every single time I see that young, older looking man. He’s on a bike. Most times carrying another one over his shoulder! Hard-working and the man clearly knows bicycles. He started bringing me every bike under the good Lords sun. Unicycles, Bicycles, tricycles, and even a few E-bikes. He single-handedly saved the Trikes 4 Tikes program!

Now, tell me why I was arrested last night for “receiving stolen property.” After the cops tracked one of the E-bikes GPS to the church garage??? Y’all on the west side are just too damn uppity! I sent Jared over there specifically knowing y’all would have no problem buying another bike. Now our program is ruined! They confiscated every bike we had as “evidence” because one of you high-brow parents couldn’t just buy a new bike and had to involve Johnny law.

Despicable.

10/07/2026

Can you feel those End Times creepin’ in? No better time than now to start sippin’ then!

Available in gift sizes.

06/25/2026

Y’all know you seen’t our VBS signs on the highway. Make sure to register your gremlins today!

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05/15/2026

“Pride goeth before destruction. But, posting ‘Stay Grindin’ 💯’ goeth before the pyramid scheme delusionals.”

Influencians 6:7
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05/14/2026

ISO: Great catering service for Sunday 5/17 after church service. The service must include server, appetizers, and full clean up. We will not be setting up in the church hall, but at my personal residence. Will need to be 100% volunteer/donated to me for my hard work in the community. Please don’t waste my time. Thanks in advance 🙏

05/13/2026

A Free friendly reminder for you ALL!

05/13/2026

Sometimes the best advice in life comes from the most unexpected people!

05/13/2026

Does anyone know where Katie, the girl on the bike at the 7-11 every morning stays at? We made a deal last night and she stayed over. Waking up this morning she’s gone and so is my wallet!!! I can’t believe this happened again! 😡

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