07/29/2026
BIGFOOT PAINTBALL — AUGUST 16 👣
Here’s the story.
Something’s been moving in the woods behind Cousins Paintball in Calverton. The cryptid forums have been tracking it all summer — sightings, casts, coordinates — and every thread points to the same treeline at 407 Edwards Ave.
The government has been reading those same forums. They want him in a crate and the site fenced off before anyone posts about it.
Both sides show up August 16.
Here’s the game. It’s a full day of paintball — you’re on a team, you’re shooting each other, you’re getting hit and going out like always. The Bigfoot storyline runs alongside it. Scattered across the property are VHS tapes, plaster casts, and evidence drops that score your team bonus points when you bring them in.
And somewhere out there in the pines, something big is moving between the bunkers. Find it, and it’s worth a lot.
🔦 Team Cryptid Hunters — prove he’s real.
🕶️ Team Government — make sure nobody ever does.
Pick your side when you register.
🎨 BYOP — bring your own paint. The one day a year you can shoot paint you bought at another field.
📍 407 Edwards Ave, Calverton NY
⏰ Check-in 9 AM • Briefing 10:30 AM
🎟️ cousinspaintball.com → Special Events, or link in bio
Pick a side. 👣