The Slutcracker

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The Slutcracker "Classic Ballet Reinvented" -- ABC Nightlne. Boston-area performance artists band together to bring you Boston's newest holiday tradition: The Slutcracker.

This scene-by-scene retelling of the Nutcracker, resplendent with ribald parody, "whisks the audience away to a carefree realm of sexual fantasy." The Slutcracker is the sexy-freaky holiday zeitgeist spectacular that will make you squeal--and it just might get you laid. Created and directed by Vanessa White aka Sugar Dish

Tickets on sale now .com
10/02/2026

Tickets on sale now .com

Every other holiday production wants to be The Slutcracker! Our 2008 premier blew-up the box office at the historic 900-seat Somerville Theatre. And now we say thanks to the 200,000 patrons who have enjoyed an evening of beauty, dance and laughs with us since!

08/24/2026
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12/31/2025

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Every other holiday production wants to be The Slutcracker! Our 2008 premier blew-up the box office at the historic 900-seat Somerville Theatre. And now we say thanks to the 200,000 patrons who have enjoyed an evening of beauty, dance and laughs with us since!

12/17/2025

We SIN once every season. Monday!

12/14/2025

Sunday matinee

Tickets are still available for Thursday, Dec. 11. $40 at the door $49+ online. Friday and Saturday sold out.
12/09/2025

Tickets are still available for Thursday, Dec. 11. $40 at the door $49+ online. Friday and Saturday sold out.

Every other holiday production wants to be The Slutcracker! Our 2008 premier blew-up the box office at the historic 900-seat Somerville Theatre. And now we say thanks to the 200,000 patrons who have enjoyed an evening of beauty, dance and laughs with us since!

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Somerville, MA

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