Florida Beer Burros

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08/05/2026

🤠 “Cowboy on the Clock
Today’s event featured one very serious working man: our Beer B***o Cowboy.

He trotted in like he owned the ranch, delivered drinks like a gentleman, and then immediately tried to negotiate for hay, snacks, and a union‑approved break.

Guests got beverages. He got compliments. Balance restored.

Starting in the new year, we’re dropping to just 1 booking slot per month — because even a hardworking cowboy needs time to decompress, roll in the dirt, and practice his dramatic entrances.

If you want this lone ranger at your event, holler now. He books faster than he trots.

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08/05/2026

Only a few more days left to order!!!

Some folks have mentioned they’re not comfortable ordering through the link, so here’s the deal — if you want a shirt and prefer to pay a different way, just contact me directly and I’ll get your order handled. Easy, simple, no stress.

We’ve already sold 22 shirts in less than a week, which is absolutely amazing. The excitement around this first Cudabears Lair design has been unreal, and it makes my rescue‑chaos heart so happy. And don’t worry — this is just the beginning. We’ll be creating more designs, more fun, more chaos… because it’s for the animals, so what the hay!

If you need help choosing your size, here’s the official size spec sheet for the shirts:
https://catalog.companycasuals.com/p/3480AntqChryRd/specSheetMeasurements

Preorder link:
https://givebutter.com/cudabears-lair-t-shirt-pre-order

Florida Beer B***os is officially down to the last handful of openings for 2026. Our 2027 calendar is already stacking ...
07/11/2026

Florida Beer B***os is officially down to the last handful of openings for 2026.
Our 2027 calendar is already stacking up, and somehow y’all have started claiming dates in 2028 like it’s nothing. The donkeys are flattered. I’m overwhelmed. The inbox is feral.

With The Cat House Cat Café opening, we’re shifting gears in a big way. To keep our animals happy, healthy, and never overworked, Beer B***o events will be limited to 1–2 bookings per month moving forward. That means fewer dates, more intentional events, and a whole lot of people trying to squeeze into the calendar at the same time.

If you’ve been thinking about booking the burros for your wedding, party, festival, or “I just want donkeys handing out drinks because life is short” celebration… this is your heads‑up. Once these last 2026 dates are gone, they’re gone. And 2027–2028 will fill just as fast.

Grab your date now so we don’t have to tell you we’re booked — because we hate saying no.

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Meet the Florida Beer B***os — Sebring’s original long‑eared bartenders and the heartbeat of our family‑run business. Wh...
07/02/2026

Meet the Florida Beer B***os — Sebring’s original long‑eared bartenders and the heartbeat of our family‑run business. What started as a quirky idea turned into a full‑blown experience brand built on joy, connection, and the kind of Florida charm you can’t manufacture. Our burros aren’t props. They’re partners. They’re trained, loved, spoiled, and treated like the professionals they are, and their comfort always comes first.

We believe events should feel warm, welcoming, and a little wild in the best way. When our burros walk in, the energy shifts. Guests light up. Strangers start talking. Cameras come out. Drinks get delivered with a side of personality, and suddenly your event has a heartbeat that wasn’t there a moment before. That’s the magic they bring — and it’s the reason we do what we do.

Every Beer B***os appearance is built on ethical animal care, intentional training, and a whole lot of behind‑the‑scenes work to make sure our burros enjoy their job. They set the pace. They decide the vibe. We follow their lead. When they’re happy, your guests are happy, and the entire experience feels effortless.

From weddings and festivals to private parties and corporate events, our burros show up ready to work, ready to charm, and ready to create memories people talk about for years. We bring the drinks, the hospitality, and the Florida flavor — sunshine, laughter, and a touch of chaos‑honest fun that makes every moment feel alive.

If you want your event to feel unique, joyful, and authentically Florida, the Beer B***os are clocked in, ears perked, and ready to make it unforgettable.

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🐴✨ A Message From Gus (Chief Snack Officer, Florida Beer B***os)Whew. Y’all… your favorite beer‑toting donkey just took ...
06/23/2026

🐴✨ A Message From Gus (Chief Snack Officer, Florida Beer B***os)

Whew. Y’all… your favorite beer‑toting donkey just took his first deep breath since January.
I’ve been hauling beers, stealing snacks, posing for photos, and being outrageously handsome — and suddenly realized…

WOW. 2026 is basically FULL.
Like… “blink twice and it’s gone” full.
We’re officially closing out the year and trotting straight into 2027 bookings — and yep, the herd is already opening dates for 2028 too.

So while I take this much‑needed break (and maybe a nap… or seven), go ahead and snag your future date before my calendar looks like my feed bucket after a wedding night: completely empty and a little chaotic.

Book us now so I can mentally prepare my hooves.
Love,
Gus 🐴🍻

🍺🐴 Florida Beer B***os: The Most Charming Drink Service in FloridaOur long‑eared bartenders are still out here deliverin...
06/10/2026

🍺🐴 Florida Beer B***os: The Most Charming Drink Service in Florida

Our long‑eared bartenders are still out here delivering cold drinks, warm smiles, and unforgettable “did that donkey just bring me a beer” moments at weddings, parties, and corporate events across Florida.But here’s the real tea (or… beer):

✨ 2027 is filling FAST
✨ 2028 bookings are officially open
✨ We limit events to protect our burros’ well‑being — which means once a date
is gone, it’s gone.

If you want the cutest drink service in the state trotting into your event, now’s the time to grab your date before someone else claims it.

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My dearest subjects,It has come to my attention—via whispers in the royal pasture—that the Florida Beer B***os have once...
06/04/2026

My dearest subjects,

It has come to my attention—via whispers in the royal pasture—that the Florida Beer B***os have once again taken… how shall I put this delicately… an obscene number of breaks.

While I, a refined and overworked Duchess, am trotting about maintaining dignity, these fluffy little union reps are requesting “micro‑breaks” every 7 minutes, negotiating snack treaties with the intensity of international diplomats, hiding behind palm trees whenever someone says “back to work,” claiming emotional support carrots as a medical necessity, and filing formal complaints about “hoof fatigue.”And yet—despite all these breaks, snacks, negotiations, and dramatic sighs—the kingdom’s calendar is nearly full.

We have very few openings left for 2026, and the burros have informed me (between naps) that they will not be adding extra work days “for morale reasons.

”So if you wish to secure these tiny, entitled chaos muffins for your wedding or event this year, you must act with the swiftness of a royal decree. Once the remaining dates are gone, they are gone, and the burros will spend the rest of the year bragging about their fully booked schedule.

Until then, I remain your elegant, exasperated Duchess… wrangling this long‑eared labor union one PTO request at a time.

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Happy Memorial Day from the Florida Beer B***os Today we pause the party hats and cold brews to honor the heroes who ga...
05/25/2026

Happy Memorial Day from the Florida Beer B***os
Today we pause the party hats and cold brews to honor the heroes who gave everything so we can celebrate freely.
Grateful hearts, full coolers, and a whole lot of love from our herd to yours. ❤️🤍💙

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Only a few 2026 slots left — the boys have been BUSY and apparently everyone in Florida wants their drinks delivered by ...
05/24/2026

Only a few 2026 slots left — the boys have been BUSY and apparently everyone in Florida wants their drinks delivered by a tiny, tuxedo‑level donkey.

We’re already booking into 2027, and those dates are starting to move too, so if you’ve been daydreaming about burros mingling with your guests, stealing the spotlight, and making your wedding or event instantly unforgettable, now’s the time to lock it in.

First come, first served. Deposit required to reserve.

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🍺🐴 Florida Beer B***os: PTO ProfessionalsThe Florida Beer B***os LOVE their job… …but they really love their days off.W...
05/13/2026

🍺🐴 Florida Beer B***os: PTO Professionals

The Florida Beer B***os LOVE their job…
…but they really love their days off.

While humans spend their PTO doing laundry and pretending it’s relaxing, our burros are out here living like retired celebrities:

- Sunbathing experts — soaking up rays like they’re getting paid for it
- Snack enthusiasts — grazing with the intensity of a competitive eater
- Drama llam— er, burros — starting arguments over who gets the shady spot
- Selective listeners — suddenly forgetting their names when called
- Union reps — insisting “one more carrot” is part of their contract

If you spot them out enjoying their freedom, no you didn’t.
They’re off-duty, off-leash, and off living their best Florida life.

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Sebring, FL

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Monday 9am - 6pm
Tuesday 9am - 6pm
Wednesday 9am - 6pm
Thursday 9am - 6pm
Friday 9am - 6pm
Saturday 9am - 6pm
Sunday 12pm - 6pm

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(941) 479-2328

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