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Good morning world!  It's my 40th birthday so as I woke up this morning I pondered what would be an appropriate and epic...
10/21/2024

Good morning world! It's my 40th birthday so as I woke up this morning I pondered what would be an appropriate and epic gift for 14,610 days of life.

But let me just back up a bit....Summer of 2022 I met this gal. JJosie Warren previously Josie Keller. Starting on that perfect day what was a great time turned into an epic time. No longer did I have to plan parties by myself. Finally I could have a reliable partner who would pick up the other end of a log I found of a road and help me throw it into the back of my truck. No more going to Alpental by myself....oh no....now I could justify longer road trips and more epic mountains and experiences.

But I digress . What I want for my 40th is....
1. A s*xy partner who looks good in my Cartharts.
2. A ski/adventure woman, strong , capable of wielding an axe, or a chainsaw.
3. A really nice chainsaw. I've got this 16" EGO which I'm rather attached to....but a bigger one? Ooo that would be sweet. God I hope I get that for my birthday. Imagine all the swedish candles I could create, and random logs I could turn into something weird.
4. Some sweet fire pits, a bunch of wood to burn in them, and friends to enjoy it with.
5. Family that's still around, healthy, and in attendance for one of my house parties. Just at least one.
6. I can go on and on, the above list might just cover the bare necessities.

Well, cheers to 2024 and being 40th. I've got everything I need. I hope everyone is as lucky as I am.

SO let me briefly just mention my dream gal and wife - JJosie Warren Have you heard that she looks great in my Carharts? She is crazy enough to try everything I do, is a wonderful partner in crime, and knows exactly what I want...and yes its a 20" EGO chainsaw.

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10/02/2024

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Pretty sure this is some bee s*x.  Fun in the wood garden.
07/20/2024

Pretty sure this is some bee s*x. Fun in the wood garden.

A photo sphere (or two) of Heff's wood garden.  Because  Heffshardwood.com fights the evil of monoculture.
06/30/2024

A photo sphere (or two) of Heff's wood garden. Because Heffshardwood.com fights the evil of monoculture.

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