Santa Cruz Mens Gymnasium and Tiki Bar

05/28/2025

Major renovations are now underway. Keep this channel clear for important updates. Say hello to Harry.

05/08/2025

OMG, it's happening again! Another "FAB FRIDAY" FAB FOURTH Fourth of July tiki bar and pool party for the Friday, 4th of July, 2025 Fab Friday Holiday! (Date to be announced.)

IT'S ON! Watch your Fab Friday group email for an invite to the FAB FOURTH tiki bar and pool party, Monday, July 4, 1pm - 10pm.

04/01/2021

Tiki '21, the year of the sea shanty. Vaccinate, inebriate, yo ho ho!

06/11/2019

05/27/2018

Congratulations, Alex Finch and Jacky Lequigan, on their The Great Morgani-assisted wedding today at UCSC! The Finch family is heavily involved in the creation story of the Santa Cruz Mens Gymnasium and Tiki Bar, in ways that we are enjoined by our attorneys from reckless discussion.

08/20/2017

Iorana. The approximately 600-member union local of tiki, moai, effigies, lava lamps, hula girls and boys, autographed cast and producer of Gilligan’s Island, pink elephants, lighted pineapples and chili peppers, Trader Vic coconut mugs, other random google-eyed tiki mugs, Tapati Rapa Nui backlit calendar pages, umbrella straws, a blowfish-eating shark, and Tom Selleck mug, AFL-CIO, in addition to yrs trly, prop., Santa Cruz Mens Gymnasium and Tiki Bar, wish to commend the Tiki Brand parent corporation, Lamplight Farms Incorporated of Menomonee Falls, Wisconsin, for immediately denouncing the use of tiki torches by N***s. Listen, you ever get out here from Menomonee Falls, all drinks are on me. Maururu.

12/24/2016

Oh, hey. Facebook just told me, repeatedly, every time I start their stupid thing, I haven't posted in 184 days, and you folks are said to be wondering, whaaa? I sincerely doubt that. I'm sure no one could care less. So this is for you, Facebook. Please stop bothering me and I won't have to bother your other members with this crap. Also, gang, don't play into their game. Do not reply or like, positive or negative, because that just jiggers their metrics. See you when the weather permits. Until then, please drink indoors.

06/22/2016

IT'S ON! Watch your Fab Friday group email for an invite to the FAB FOURTH tiki bar and pool party, Monday, July 4, 1pm - 10pm.

04/07/2016

Tiki season is nigh. Forsooth, O thou invisible spirits! If thou hast no name, let us call thee devil, with happy hour well shots 2 for 1.

03/25/2016

SEASON IV - A NEW HOPE. Exclusive Official Spring Cleaning Preview Teaser. The Santa Cruz Mens (sic) Gymnasium & Tiki Bar emerges, sheltered from the storm.

Announcing, Coming Soon! The announcement of the 4th Annual Grand Re-Opening of the Santa Cruz Mens (sic) Gymnasium and Tiki Bar

03/01/2016