08/15/2025
OH YEAH, FREAK OUT, AND REJOICE!
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The Savage Kingdom has emerged from the operating table VICTORIOUS, brothers and sisters! The one, the only, the incomparable NICKY SAVAGE just went toe-to-toe with the surgeonâs scalpel in the squared circle of modern medicine⊠and walked out with the WIN!
That high-grade bicep tendon tear? PINNED! ONE! TWO! THREE! The doctor raised his hand and the crowd went wild, YEAH! Now the road to recovery beginsârehab, protein shakes, and watching old Colosseum videos with a tear in his eye!
The Macho Madness is STILL runninâ wild, and when Nicky Savage comes back, heâs cominâ back STRONGER, FASTER, and more DANGEROUS than ever before! The COMEBACK TOUR is already written in the stars, brothers and sisters:
đ„ Friday, September 19th â The Randy Savages, P**s Mist, Elephant Rifle, & Vampirates @ Midnight Coffee, Reno, NV
đ„ Saturday, September 20th â The Randy Savages, Apricot Court, Grimpire, & Schlep @ The Blue Lagoon, Santa Cruz, CA
đ„ Sunday, September 21st â Alex Sandra, St. Francis & The Wolf, The Soapbox Salute, & The Randy Savages @ Make-Out Room, San Francisco, CA
So keep your ears open, your eyes peeled, and your Slim Jims SNAPPEDâbecause Nicky Savageâs return is gonna SHAKE the foundations of the wrestling ânâ rock ânâ roll universe!
DIG IT!!! đ€đ„đ„