Smokey Zbornak

09/01/2026

I hated her so much. It.. the… flames. Flames, flames, on the side of my face…

It’s time to watch Clue!

🔪Date: Friday, September 4th
🔧Time: Preshow 7:30/Showtime 8:00
🪢Location: Triple Six Social

Tickets available via the link in my bio or at the door!

09/01/2026

Here’s where you can find your favorite alabaster disaster this month.

08/25/2026

Harold, you’ve forced me to do something I really don’t want to do…

My diet is ruined!!

08/18/2026

As my mother once described me, “The most evil and appalling woman in the world. Loathsome. Hideous. Disgrace!”

See you heaux next month for another Smokey’s Screenings 💋

07/31/2026

You’re in for a tweat cuz we’re watching The Witches!

🐭Date: Friday, August 7th
🐭Time: Preshow 7:30/Showtime 8:00
🐭Location: Triple Six Social

Tickets available via the link in my bio or at the door!

07/29/2026

This heat is reminding me why I left Hell 🥵

Catch me inside an air conditioned room all month.

07/17/2026

07/05/2026

Staunch girl summer

07/04/2026

Congratulations to the Rising Rosebud for this cycle, Yu Phoric!
May your buds continue to be rosy 🌹

06/30/2026

Mama’s gotta rest her ribs a little so get at me while you can!