Vela Cultura

Exploring, Celebrating, and Preserving the Stories, History, and Knowledge that makes San Antonio truly unique.

Folklore, Superstitions, Cultural Practices, Haunted History - And your one stop Hub for all things Spooky in SA!

09/04/2026

💥MEOWZA! Check check it! speaking! OCCULTO Vol. ❌❌ is officially rolling through San Antos!

🚨 THE CATS PAJAMAS TAKEOVER 🚨

FOLLOW ‼️
FOLLOW ‼️

" After a YEAR of talking trash, going back and forth, and beefing with OCCULTO… we finally settled it the only reasonable way:

CHINGASOS! 🥊
They brought some random dude...
I brougt THE GOAT!!

We fought.

I WON! 👑

And the deal was the winner got the magazine.

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I gotta give OCCULTO their flowers they talked a lot of s**t 😂, but when it was over, they kept their word and handed me the keys.

And I took full advantage foo!

GNARR GNARR Style! Weird art, mystery movies, psychic questions, crosswords and plenty of other nonsense that probably should’ve been stopped by an editor.

But OCCULTO brought the weird too with their articles!

GO OUT AND GET YOURS NOW!!

Alrato Gato, Meow!! "

- Cats

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📍Drop Locations:

- The Morning Slasher Cafe [ 🚨 New ]

- Sacred Heart Tattoos [ 🚨 New ]

- Slums Skate Shop [ 🚨 New ]

- Bar Mon a Mi [ 🚨 New ]

- Virtual Pulga - Spooky Mart [ 🚨 New ]

- Spooky Mart [ 🚨 New ]

- Mural Roaster Coffee [ 🚨 New ]

- Luchador Bar [ 🚨 New ]

- Stellas on South Flores [ 🚨 New ]

- Silver Spur Bottle & Bag [ 🚨 New ]

- Halcyon at Blue Star

- Tandem Coffee

- Alamo Drafthouse Park North

- Pumpers World

- The Stinking Rose

- Folklores Coffee [BOTH LOCATIONS]

- WONDERLAND MALL :
Noir Armoire, Monsters & Mayhem & Kings of Horror

- The Thrift Thru

- Noirceur

- Deja Vu Esoterica

- House of Spirits Bar

- Southtown Bodega

- Cherubs Tattoo

- Rays Drive-Inn

- Alien Smokes [NACADOCHES]

- Morbid Curiosities

- Calaveraz Tattoo

- Lighthouse Lounge

- Hi Tones

- House of Monsters

- Slowride bar

- Mr. Lucky's Tattoo

- Forget Me Not [NEW LOCATION]

- The Aqua Duck b**r garden

- Bad Wolf Occult shop

- GGs Emporium

- Casa Pink

- Atomica Escape Room

- Doomsday Tattoo

- Gravves Coffee

- Dope Gear Shop

- Central Skate Shop

- Good Golly TX

- Mystique Moon

- Big Alpaca Comics

- The Green Cave

- Bright Coffee

📍SAN MARCOS

- Triple Six Social

Digital download PDF available via our Ko-Fi:
ko-fi.com🔗

07/24/2026

SIZZLING HOT SUMMER ISSUE ☀️🥵 :
From SPOOKY LEGEND to soggy S*X ICON - La Llorona REVEALS... EVERYTHING‼️

🚨 AVAILABLE NOW! 🚨 Drop locations below ⬇️

FEATURING: @ powderedwigmachine

EVENTS:
( Necronomi-con 7/25 & 26 by @ retro_city210 )

( Clown Church 7/26 by @ clownchurchvariety )

( Krampus Documentary Premiere 7/25 at @ safilm )

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Will DATA CENTERS will bring hell upon earth? Are your burgers made of MYSTERY MEAT!? Does heaven lie within the eye of a FARM ANIMAL? And did Kanye one-up Ozzy by POOPING on the Alamo??

Find these stories and MUCH MUCH MORE, in our JULY issue of OCCULTO MONTHLY NEWS 💥🗞️

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📍Drop Locations:

- The Morning Slasher Cafe [ 🚨 New ]

- Sacred Heart Tattoos [ 🚨 New ]

- Slums Skate Shop [ 🚨 New ]

- Bar Mon a Mi [ 🚨 New ]

- Virtual Pulga - Spooky Mart [ 🚨 New ]

- Spooky Mart [ 🚨 New ]

- Mural Roaster Coffee [ 🚨 New ]

- Luchador Bar [ 🚨 New ]

- Stellas on South Flores [ 🚨 New ]

- Silver Spur Bottle & Bag [ 🚨 New ]

- Halcyon at Blue Star

- Tandem Coffee

- Alamo Drafthouse Park North

- Pumpers World

- The Stinking Rose

- Folklores Coffee [BOTH LOCATIONS]

- WONDERLAND MALL :
Noir Armoire, Monsters & Mayhem & Kings of Horror

- The Thrift Thru

- Noirceur

- Deja Vu Esoterica

- House of Spirits Bar

- Southtown Bodega

- Cherubs Tattoo

- Rays Drive-Inn

- Alien Smokes [NACADOCHES]

- Morbid Curiosities

- Calaveraz Tattoo

- Lighthouse Lounge

- Hi Tones

- House of Monsters

- Slowride bar

- Mr. Lucky's Tattoo

- Forget Me Not [NEW LOCATION]

- The Aqua Duck b**r garden

- Bad Wolf Occult shop

- GGs Emporium

- Casa Pink

- Atomica Escape Room

- Doomsday Tattoo

- Gravves Coffee

- Dope Gear Shop

- Central Skate Shop

- Good Golly TX

- Mystique Moon

- Big Alpaca Comics

- The Green Cave

- Bright Coffee

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📍SAN MARCOS

- Triple Six Social

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Digital PDF available to download for free on our Ko-Fi page 🔗 ko-fi.com/occulto

DO YOU THINK LA LLORONA USED OZEMPIC?

06/13/2026

THE SPURS STAR CHILD: Victor Wembanyama!! ✨👽🛸

🚨 AVAILABLE NOW! 🚨 Drop locations below ⬇️

"THEY" WALK AMONG US 👀
People who have already picked up our SPURS issue of Occulto, I mean! 📰

FBI vs NBA! Spurs shaped Crop Circles! The Nuns final hail mary for a Spurs win! PLUS+ Psychic Corgi answers YOUR questions, & Tio Lorenzo tries to wake up the sheep!

Find these stories and MUCH MUCH MORE, in our JUNE issue of OCCULTO MONTHLY NEWS 💥🗞️

Oh, and one last thing . . . GO SPURS GOOOOOOOO‼️
👽🏀7️⃣

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📍Drop Locations:

- Halcyon at Blue Star

- Tandem Coffee

- Alamo Drafthouse Park North

- Pumpers World

- The Stinking Rose

- Folklores Coffee house (BOTH LOCATIONS)

- Wonderland Mall :
Noir Armoire, Monsters & Mayhem & Kings of Horror

- The Thrift Thru

- Noirceur

- Deja Vu Esoterica

- House of Spirits Bar

- Southtown Bodega

- The Ghoulish Bookstore

- Cherubs Tattoo

- Rays Drive-Inn

- Calaveraz Tattoo

- Alien Smokes (NACADOCHES)

- Lighthouse Lounge

- Hi Tones

- House of Monsters

- Slowride bar

- Mr. Lucky's Tattoo

- The Aqua Duck b**r garden

- Bad Wolf Occult shop

- GGs Emporium

- Casa Pink

- Atomica Escape Room

- Doomsday Tattoo

- Gravves Coffee

- San Antonio Street Art | 313 Chestnut Ave

- Central Skate Shop

- Good Golly TX

- Zen Coffee (Inside Forget Me Not)

- Mystique Moon

- Big Alpaca Comics

- Spooky Mart [ 🚨 New ]

- Bar Mon a Mi [ 🚨 New ]

- Luchador Bar [ 🚨 New ]

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Digital PDF available to download for free on our Ko-Fi page 🔗 ko-fi.com/occulto

05/23/2026

This one's for you ‼️
(Victor WEEBayama?)

Our designer having a bit of fun today. Heard you were a fan think you'd maybe like this one if you ever saw it

GO SPURS GO!!

05/15/2026

🚨 BREAKING: DEAD HUSBAND reborn as a tiny dog. Woman adopts 200 Chihuahuas in search of him‼️

💥 MAMA VENGA SPEAKS to the media for the first time in 30 YEARS! Legendary San Antonio Mystic tells her side of the story.

+ The GHOST of Tim Duncan & MUCH MORE in Vol. 17 of Occulto Monthly News! 🗞️

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📍Drop Locations:

- Halcyon at Blue Star

- Tandem Coffee

- Alamo Drafthouse Park North

- The Shadowplay Collection

- My Weekend World Events

- Pumpers World

- The Stinking Rose

- Folklores Coffee house (BOTH LOCATIONS)

- Wonderland Mall :
Noir Armoire, Monsters & Mayhem & Kings of Horror

- The Thrift Thru

- Noirceur

- Deja Vu Esoterica

- House of Spirits Bar

- Southtown Bodega

- The Ghoulish Bookstore

- Cherubs Tattoo

- Rays Drive-Inn

- Calaveraz Tattoo

- Alien Smokes (NACADOCHES)

- Lighthouse Lounge

- Hi Tones

- House of Monsters

- Slowride bar

- Mr. Lucky's Tattoo

- The Aqua Duck b**r garden

- Bad Wolf Occult shop

- GGs Emporium

- Casa Pink

- Atomica Escape Room

- Doomsday Tattoo

- Gravves Coffee

- San Antonio Street Art | 313 Chestnut Ave

- Central Skate Shop

- Good Golly TX

- Zen Coffee (Inside Forget Me Not)

- Mystique Moon

- Big Alpaca Comics (🚨 New🚨)

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Digital PDF available to download for free on our Ko-Fi page 🔗 ko-fi.com/occulto

05/01/2026

🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨

STATUE BEGINS IMMACULATE POSADA TO A DESTINATION UNKNOWN‼️

04/22/2026

☣️ BIOHAZARD ALERT: ZOMBIE SUCIA SPOTTED IN DOWNTOWN SAN ANTONIO‼️

💥 OCCULTO # 16 💥

Zombie Sucia rises from the Riverwalk to continue her endless search for Chicken, B**r, and Puro Pi**he Party!

A TRUE CASE OF UNDEAD ANTICS?.. Or just a last minute STUNT to justify a $5 ENTRY FREE?

SPECIAL THANKS TO & for collaborating on this one!

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📍Drop Locations:

- Halcyon at Blue Star

- Tandem Coffee

- Alamo Drafthouse Park North

- The Shadowplay Collection

- My Weekend World Events

- The Stinking Rose

- Folklores Coffee house (BOTH LOCATIONS)

- Wonderland Mall :
Noir Armoire, Monsters & Mayhem & Kings of Horror

- The Thrift Thru

- Noirceur

- Deja Vu Esoterica

- House of Spirits Bar

- Southtown Bodega

- The Ghoulish Bookstore

- Cherubs Tattoo

- Rays Drive-Inn

- Calaveraz Tattoo

- Alien Smokes (NACADOCHES)

- Lighthouse Lounge

- Hi Tones

- House of Monsters

- Slowride bar

- Mr. Lucky's Tattoo

- The Aqua Duck b**r garden

- Bad Wolf Occult shop

- GGs Emporium

- Casa Pink

- Atomica Escape Room

- Doomsday Tattoo

- Pumpers World

- Gravves Coffee

- San Antonio Street Art | 313 Chestnut Ave

- Central Skate Shop

- Good Golly TX

- Zen Coffee (Inside Forget Me Not)

- Mystique Moon

- Big Alpaca Comics (🚨 New🚨)

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Digital PDF available to download for free on our Ko-Fi page 🔗 ko-fi.com/occulto

03/27/2026

💥 TOMORROW!! March, 28th • THE BRAWL TO END IT ALL‼️ @ burlesonyardb**rgarden

💪🏻 OCCULTO vs GNARR GNARR 👎🏻

A TRIAL BY COMBAT that will decide the future of subversive reading material for all of San Antonio!!

@ gnarr_gnarr & @ cats_pajamskees BLACKMAILED our favorite Tio @ santachiva into being their Champion in the ring.

While we here at Occulto we're lucky to have @ elsuper_vivo31 step in at the last minute to fight on our behalf!
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💸$5 ENTRY

🕒 Doors at 5PM
• OUR FIGHT WILL START LATER AROUND 8PM ⬅️

📍430 Austin St - San Antonio, TX
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COME OUT AND SHOW YOUR SUPPORT!! WATCH US THROW SOME CHINGASOS & FINALLY PUT AN END TO CATS PAJAMAS 🐯🫯

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