Henchman

Henchman Henchmen is a Super-Hero comedy which will be opening at the Overtime Theater on May 17th, and will run for 5 weekends. My Name is Brian. Why? "You are your job."

It follows the adventure's of Brian, a 30 something Hemchman that is forever stuck on guard duty while the world passes him by. Brian Mal- On second thought, I'd better not give my last name. Lets just call me Brian Henchman. Because that's what I am. Thant's what they say, isn't it? I have been working as a Henchman for, well, longer than I care admit. Its the same old story; you take a job, expe

ct it to last a couple of months and it ends up lasting your whole life. It wouldn't be so bad except that while all these heroes and villians are outside battling, here I am stuck in the warehouse on guard duty. A job is a job is a job, but there has to be something more than this.

05/17/2013

Someone update me on the battle! I hear some pretty crazy s**t going on out there, but nobody is telling me anything?!? C'mon!! Talk to me people!!! Ive been alone in this damn warehouse on guard duty for 11 hours now. ..
Hello???
Someone please come relieve me.
1203 Camden street. 8:00. If nobody relieve s me tonight at 8, I may have to do something drastic.

05/16/2013

God! FINALLY out of that new world order class. I tell you, doing trust falls with evil clowns sucks major donkey dick.

05/15/2013

i go out to my car this morning and there is a coat of webbing all around it.takes me 45 minutes to cut this goofy crap off.Human Spider you are a dick

05/14/2013

So I hear something pretty huge is going down this Friday at 8 o'clock. My recommendation, get over to 1203 Camden Street Friday at 8. If what I've been hearing is true it might be the only safe place left!

05/12/2013

So, one of the Feathered Fiends mentioned a really cool improv show is happening tonight at the Overtime Theater. Hope someone comes to relieve me soon so I can check it out. But really, do we even need a guard for this guy?? His name is Captain Unconscious for fracks sake!!

05/10/2013

Seriously?! Hail?!? In May!?!?
Looks like Captain Forecast finally got his weather control device working.
Still glad I don't work for him anymore. We used to have to run around in green morph suits and constantly get yelled at for not displaying the weather. The as**at may be good at controlling the weather, but he couldn't wrap his mind around how a green screen actually worked!

05/08/2013

Home from Gotham finally.rough night.its bad enough when a superhero beats you up, but a sidekick!!! Green elf boot to the face.

05/07/2013

Ugh traffic is nuts.looks like Krystaline froze over a chunk of the Ortiz Expressway.glad i got my heater fixed

05/06/2013

Drs appt today.huh, my vision plan covers ruby quartz.good to know

05/05/2013

I found a spider shaped tracking device on my car this morning.i wonder who that could be (Human Spider im looking at you!) Not very subtle pal

05/04/2013

Apparently tonight is the last chance to catch the Red Crusader. God I love that guy. Never got to meet him personally, but I admire his style.
He's apparently appearing in person at 1203 Camden Street at Heroes and Villians. So catch Masquerade at the Overtime Theater while you still can.
Final Night!!!

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San Antonio, TX

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+1 210-557-7562

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