Michelle Cantu

Michelle Cantu Latina Stand-Up Comic and Motivational Speaker aka The Corporate Chingona!
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05/17/2026

I CAN’T BELIEVE IT! Thank you for this recognition! Please VOTE FOR ME if you’ve ever come to one of my shows and you think I’m one of the best the city has to offer! Link to vote in my bio 🥹💖

05/13/2026

Tickets are going fast as always, so get them while they last. Don't miss out on the mid-week laughs and fun! Ticket link in our bio (IG) or in the comments (Facebook) 🎟️

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399 W San Antonio St
New Braunfels TX

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I had the best Mother’s Day ever surrounded by Love and Laughter! Thank you for being the best mother ever and teachin...
05/11/2026

I had the best Mother’s Day ever surrounded by Love and Laughter! Thank you for being the best mother ever and teaching me what it means to be a great Mom, milk jugs and all😂💖 and Teenie you are the best daughters a girl could ask for! Lastly thank you for putting on awesome shows like this one, and for trusting me to close it out!

If your mom survived raising you… buy her tickets to a comedy show immediately. 😂🎤Because no one needs a laugh more than...
05/09/2026

If your mom survived raising you… buy her tickets to a comedy show immediately. 😂🎤

Because no one needs a laugh more than moms! And yes that is my baby covered in p**p, and I’m pretty sure she ate some of it too 🤢

Get your mom tickets to see me perform with a hilarious ALL MOM Lineup this Sunday at 7PM at ! Ticket link in bio and comments below 🎟️

I’m performing with my FAVORITE SPURS JACKAL on May 1st! Get your tickets because this lineup is 🔥🔥🔥🔥and we’re bringing ...
04/21/2026

I’m performing with my FAVORITE SPURS JACKAL on May 1st! Get your tickets because this lineup is 🔥🔥🔥🔥and we’re bringing the Spurs energy!!!
Come see me, and and have a great night of laughs 😂

Reminder that the show that was scheduled for tonight has been moved to June, but New Braunfels show is still on for May...
04/18/2026

Reminder that the show that was scheduled for tonight has been moved to June, but New Braunfels show is still on for May 1st and I added a Mother’s Day show at on May 10th! Tickets at the link in my bio

COMEDY SHOW TICKET GIVEAWAY! San Antonio or New Braunfels? Let’s see which city is LOUDER! Comment your city and which s...
04/08/2026

COMEDY SHOW TICKET GIVEAWAY! San Antonio or New Braunfels? Let’s see which city is LOUDER! Comment your city and which show you want to see, like, and share this post and you will be entered for a chance to win 2 FREE TICKETS to your show of choice!

Worried you won’t be chosen but want to see the show anyway? Get your tickets at the link in my bio!

The reviews are in… and y’all are loving The Corporate Chingona 🥹💜👏When people learn to see our TRUE value, they don’t j...
03/23/2026

The reviews are in… and y’all are loving The Corporate Chingona 🥹💜👏

When people learn to see our TRUE value, they don’t just level up… they recognize and value the spaces, voices, and experiences that pour into them too ✨

And the feedback says it all—100% of survey responses found my talks valuable and would want to see me again🎤🔥

Ready to bring an award-winning speaking experience to your organization or next event? Contact me to learn more! ✨

03/19/2026

ABLDP Applications are OPEN! We have 2 info sessions if you want to learn more about this amazing leadership development program and why you should join, and the 1st one is TODAY at 4 pm! We also have another one scheduled for 3/24 at 12 pm and you can register for both at the link in my bio!

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San Antonio, TX

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Friday 5pm - 12am
Saturday 8am - 12am
Sunday 9am - 12am

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