Aunt Sylvia

05/16/2026

I’m so excited to wear this new shirt to bingo. The gals are going to love it.

05/08/2026

I’m excited to be back on the road. My license was suspended in the early 90’s but they will have to catch me first. I won’t be letting gas at a hundred a gallon get me down. I have Ginny’s debit card. I’m also very excited for my white diamonds car freshener.

05/06/2026

I had an awful time. Been to better parties at Cumbies.

05/01/2026

Happy gay new year! Happy First Tea!

05/01/2026

04/28/2026

My Neice Kerri reached out this evening. She told me how much she misses me and would love to have me over. I haven’t heard from her since she begged me to watch all 36 of her cats. I hung up on her. She’s a liar and im cutting her from the will. No precious moments collection for her.

04/22/2026

I am loving this new lamp given to me by Just "Ginny". I know it was stolen from Job Lot but it’s the thought that counts

04/20/2026

I remember being so star struck when I met the Pussycat Dolls!

04/20/2026

A little hello message to everyone except Just "Ginny" who was supposed to come see me but she is too busy making meatballs in that infested double wide filthy trailer.