DJ Wiggles

05/24/2026

3 hour set at until 9pm. He’s giving a master class in crowd control and flawless mixing. Get your ass down here!
Thanks 🙌🏼

05/15/2026

Not a fan of monarchy and government power in general, but love the backstory Carl Cox shares here and the respect and legiticamy he has brought to electronic music and the art of DJing around the world.

04/24/2026

Real talk: two powerful results of laughing include massive healthy benefits and a feeling of connection when in groups + maybe the greatest emotive weapon in this fascist devising era. The shear audacity of these games are part of what make them so legendary. Speaking of legendary. DJ Dan tracks only all night, in tribute of someone we loved, a west coast house founder, and loving Queen.


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This Saturday, Slutgarden: Pink
featuring Slut Olympics. Do you have what it takes to go for the gold?

EVENTS THIS WEEKEND

BEST BALLS
Who has the best balls of all? Open to interpretation and gender.

THE AIR FU***NG CHAMPIONSHIP OF THE WORLD
Slutgarden is the official Air Fu***ng Governing Body. You know you're good at s*x. Now show us what you got! Participants will show us how they do it without props or people.

SPEED B***R
The grand daddy of them all. You may not use your hands You may not touch it. You cannot come to speed b***r with a b***r. Just get it hard.

Possibly "So You Think You Can Lapdance" and "Cheeks of Fire"
We will NOT be doing Climb to Facial Mount due to cement floors.
We will NOT be doing Deep Throat.

As featured in Cosmopolitan and two many newspapers to mention, Slut Olympics is the only sporting event that matters. Win a medal and have bragging rights forever that you are a s*xual champion.

DJ DAN
The dancefloor will honor the late, great DJ Dan, who held a special place in our hearts. Featuring DJ Wiggles and Turn Up Todd

Pink is our favorite color because it’s the color of our favorite things.
PLEASE WEAR PINK!
Entry is $10 cash/$12CC in Pink, $20/$22 Not in pink. (Special exception for Green) Dressed like you shouldn’t be out? No entry.

Sanctuary is 21+, LGBTQ+, ADA, anti-racism, and celebrates diversity. 33 NW Ninth Ave. Enter on Ninth.

04/18/2026

Slutgarden: Pink
Wear pink because pink is the color of our favorite things,
Slutgarden will give tribute to the late, great Dj Dan, literally the reason we started playing music in the first place.

https://www.youtube.com/djdanmusic

DJs Ernest Ryan produced tracks with Dan and Todd Jensen played with Dan many times and was a guest on his podcast.

Also we will have one of DJ Dan's favorite things: Slut Olympics. He didnt know it was one of his favorites until he finally camped at Slutgarden and experienced the glory of The Only Sporting Event That Matters (tm)

In Pink, $10/$12 cc; not in pink, $20/$22; dressed like you shouldn't be out, no entry.

Sanctuary is 21+, LGBTQ+, ADA, anti-racism, and celebrates diversity. Enter on Ninth.