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Check out this kickass Unipiper ink spotted on in Puerto Rico! This is the 3rd Unipiper tattoo I have ever seen. I wonde...
09/15/2026

Check out this kickass Unipiper ink spotted on in Puerto Rico! This is the 3rd Unipiper tattoo I have ever seen. I wonder how many others are out there, unseen by my eyes... 👀 🤔

09/09/2026

Just what is a 'Pink Light District' and how did Portland get one? 🚨Join me this week on 'Unipiper's Portland' for a stop at Can Can Portland: and a conversation with the brains behind Portland's newest district, Chris Pink! What are your favorite pink Portland things? 🤔

08/21/2026

Does The Unipiper have what it takes to be 'Rose City Certified'? 🌹Find out in this week's edition of Unipiper's Portland where I check in with the good folks at Travel Portland!

08/10/2026

"Fine, you won't see me shopping here ever again!" 😂 To be clear, when I first rolled in, security told me that I could not ride my unicycle in the mall. 2 minutes later, security apologized to me and said I was good. 30 min later, they came back and said I had to leave immediately with no explanation. 🤷‍♂️

How much security does it take to remove the Unipiper from your premises? 🤔 Good thing they called for backup! 🤣
08/09/2026

How much security does it take to remove the Unipiper from your premises? 🤔 Good thing they called for backup! 🤣

This amazing photo was taken by a fan approximately 5 minutes before I was thrown out of Lloyd Center today on the last ...
08/09/2026

This amazing photo was taken by a fan approximately 5 minutes before I was thrown out of Lloyd Center today on the last day of operation for....reasons? I had been asked to come and help celebrate/play Amazing Grace as part of the festivities, but was kicked out by Paul Blart 🐷 after a half hour. Oh well, it was fun while it lasted and now I have bragging rights. Save Lloyd Center Mall

My favorite is now getting kicked out by Paul Blart on the last day of operation. Sorry, no Amazing Grace for this ...
08/08/2026

My favorite is now getting kicked out by Paul Blart on the last day of operation. Sorry, no Amazing Grace for this send-off. 😔

07/01/2026

Come along with me through Portland’s vibrant streets. I'll be your personal guide to the hidden corners of the city. From movers and shakers to creators and weirds, I'm out to uncover the soul of Portland with every spin of the wheel. This summer-long series is just beginning, so drop your suggestions in the comments for where the Unipiper should go next in PDX. Cheers to First Thursday!

04/17/2026

Ticket Giveaway! 🎟️Win a pair of tickets to this weekend's comiccon in Salem, .socialmedia! Just drop me a comment and I'll choose a random winner. How many of you picked up your copy of Godzilla vs. Portland yet?? 🦖🏢

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