02/25/2013
From KDKA News:
"This weekend, a disturbing discovery was made on Pittsburgh's South Side. A chest containing a cheap, out of tune bass guitar, a guitar that looks like something Elvis would wear, and an old drum set that appears to belong to a 14 year old pothead/Tool fan washed up on the shore of the Monongahela River. Authorities are concerned that this may be evidence of an attempted "comeback" by the forgettable band known as Marvin Dioxide.
Mayor Ravenstahl is urging the public to disregard any flyers that may contain reference to this band. "I want the citizens of Pittsburgh to please avoid contact with any member of this band. I realize that they are all extremely witty and ridiculously attractive, but we really don't want to encourage them. Again, if you see them, please do your best to ignore them and call 911."
