All Puppet Players

06/13/2026

WANTED
By the APP Police Department

We are seeking the most dangerous, delightfully deranged, and devastatingly costumed villains in the greater Phoenix area.
REPORT TO: Playhouse on the Park

DATE: 06.20.2026

TIME: 7:30PM sharp. CONvicts on an AIRplane takes the stage. Do not be late. We know where you live.
WARNING: Even villains plan ahead. June 20th is one of the few nights left. The others have already been... taken care of.
🎟️ Secure your criminal record now before it's too late:
allpuppetplayers.com/shows/convicts-on-an-airplane

Following the performance, all confirmed villains are ordered to report immediately upstairs to Villains Only Night. the after-party you've earned after a lifetime of bad decisions.

Upon surrender you will receive:
✈️ An exclusive gift
✈️Access to puppet meet & greets with your favorite APP characters
✈️ Photo ops at the scene of the crime
✈️ Snacks & drinks
✈️ Music
✈️The company of your fellow dirty freaks

Dress as your favorite villain. Come ready to be recognized.
The APP Police Department reserves the right to admire your costume extensively.

06/10/2026

REMEMBER! CONvicts on an AIRplane returns THIS WEEKEND. Individual seats remain. Strap in, secure your tray table, and get on this plane before we close the cabin doors for good.

06/09/2026

Something unexpected has hopped aboard this flight. 🐸
CONvicts on an AIRplane returns this weekend. Don't let this show croak before you get your seat. ✈️

06/09/2026

Every theater has a bucket like this backstage, right? Right?

06/08/2026

What ARE they thinking?

Throughout the year, the All Puppet Players present parody shows based on different action, horror, romance, comedy and sci-fi films. Now running at Playhouse on the Park is “CONvicts on an AIRplane,” inspired by the 1997 film “Con Air.” Read more at https://www.phoenix.org/entertainer/upfront/a-villain-story-all-puppet-players-presents-convicts-on-an-airplane/article_4bafb3f0-c9f6-4c8d-a757-2c898310002e.html.

📸: Jason Walz with Fourth Wall Photo Studio

06/07/2026

All units. All units. We have a Sunday matinee in progress. Repeat; Sunday matinee in progress. Limited seating. Respond immediately.
✈️ CONvicts on an AIRplane. TODAY.

06/06/2026

🔊 Skeletor didn't come all the way from Eternia to watch YOU miss this show.
✈️ Boarding is almost complete. Only limited seating remains. Catch this flight before it vanishes into another dimension for good.

06/05/2026

We would like to remind all passengers that smoking is strictly prohibited on this flight.
This show is absolutely, completely, unapologetically on fire. 🔥
Secure your seat before this thing goes up in smoke!

05/31/2026

Classic villains. Some unexpected faces. Surprise guests, and one brand new enemy making their debut at 30,000 feet. Crammed into coach and absolutely nobody is happy about it. They're all on this plane. The question is... are you? ✈️ CONvicts on an AIRplane. May 29 - June 28th. This flight is nearly full. Secure your seat before we close the cabin doors for good!

05/29/2026

🔊 Cabin doors are closing. Final boarding call. CONvicts on an AIRplane. Tomorrow night. Limited seats remaining. Get on this plane.