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Crossbones McCoy 1/2 of Crossbones & Clyde MAYHEM (with music) a comedy improv with music show. and bathrooms

A founding member of the Crimson Pirates in 1996, he now brings interactive comedy experiences to streets and stages..

09/17/2026

For Sparta this weekend:
The Tavern is marked as Dragon Claw on the map. 12:30/2:45/5:00

FINAL WEEKEND of the Sparta NJ Renaissance Festival September 19/203 shows per day 12:30 Music (with mayhem) / 2:45 Cros...
09/16/2026

FINAL WEEKEND of the Sparta NJ Renaissance Festival September 19/20
3 shows per day 12:30 Music (with mayhem) / 2:45 Crossbones & Clyde MAYHEM (with music) / 5:00 Music (with extra mayhem)

In honor of Talk Like a Pirate Day and 30 Years of the Crimson Pirates I'll be dedicating the 12:30 set to the Crimson Pirates with a retrospective. I'll be performing songs from the first 6 CDs including some deep cuts like Big Strong Man.

Who will I be seeing?

(photos by Judie Wrobleski)

I want to give a big shout out to Judie Wrobleski. Judie has been to almost every Crossbones & Clyde, Crossbones McCoy, ...
09/14/2026

I want to give a big shout out to Judie Wrobleski. Judie has been to almost every Crossbones & Clyde, Crossbones McCoy, and Privy Pirate show this season. And has been a huge supporter of the Crimson Pirates for many a year (and probably spent lots of money on wh***ey and b**r). She's been photographer, videographer, sounding board, and quality control for me this season.

When I came out of retirement a few years ago, Judie gave me the best comment when I was feeling down about not being as good as I was before. She said that if she wanted to hear perfect she'd listen to a CD, but what she really wanted was to see me perform. That has carried me through this year's performances as I recover from neck surgery and I regain strength and re-learn to use my hands.

It's the fans that allow us to do what we do. And I very grateful to all the fans (and friends) who've supported me since as far back as 1991, and all the new fans who've come back to our shows several times. Thank you!

One more weekend Sparta NJ Renaissance Festival coming up, and possibly some more (stayed tune).

Love me some fan art! Sparta NJ Renaissance Festival
09/14/2026

Love me some fan art! Sparta NJ Renaissance Festival

09/13/2026

A dodgy day at Sparta NJ Renaissance Festival but it’s going to be a fun day and dry up soon

09/13/2026

I'll be debuting a new Bardcore tune tomorrow at my 12:30 show.
Sparta NJ Renaissance Festival

Here we are again at the beautiful Sparta NJ Renaissance FestivalCome see me today and tomorrow (and next week) at the T...
09/12/2026

Here we are again at the beautiful Sparta NJ Renaissance Festival

Come see me today and tomorrow (and next week) at the Tavern 12:30 2:45 and 5:00

09/11/2026

Stairs are my nemesis! Sparta NJ Renaissance Festival


09/10/2026

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Sparta NJ Renaissance Festival WEEK 2 September 12-13I'll be at the Tavern Stage and bringing an ALL NEW SHOW!The 5:00pm...
09/08/2026

Sparta NJ Renaissance Festival WEEK 2 September 12-13

I'll be at the Tavern Stage and bringing an ALL NEW SHOW!
The 5:00pm set will be called "FRESH CHAOS: Songs I've never performed and may never perform again" - See the song list pictured. I haven't timed it out, so Saturday and Sunday may have different songs. If you're coming one day or the other and want to hear one song in particular, let me know and I'll make sure to do that day. (WEEK 3 I'll do it again - so do you have a song you'd like me to learn?)

Don't have FOMO - each show you can only see once each day
12:30 Crossbones McCoy MUSIC (with mayhem) "Old Favorites"
2:45 Crossbones & Clyde MAYHEM (with music) "How will we use this new space? Find out!"
5:00 Crossbones McCoy MUSIC (with mayhem) "Fresh Chaos"

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