Crossbones McCoy

09/01/2026

When you're waiting for a delivery between 3 and 7, that becomes 4:30 to 8:30, and you see that the delivery truck is 20 minutes away...

08/27/2026

WHAT? The Schedule for the first weekend (Sept 5/6) of the Sparta NJ Renaissance Festival is posted? https://www.spartanjrenfaire.com/schedule-of-events

ONE SHOW ONLY each day
Noon: Crossbones & Clyde MAYHEM (with music) at the Crow's Nest Stage
ONE SHOW ONLY each day
3:00pm Crossbones McCoy MUSIC (with mayhem) at the Crow's Nest Stage

And be on the lookout for The Privy Pirate!

We'll be sharing the stage with Vixens En Garde and Misfits of Fortune.

Rumor has it that in addition to the one Crossbones & Clyde Show, the following weekends will have TWO Crossbones McCoy sets (and one is rumored to be wild)

08/21/2026

First pass on the new tattoo sleeve. If you guessed Hunin and Mugin you were correct. More in 5 weeks.

08/19/2026

Crossbones & Clyde MAYHEM (with music)
NEW SHOW DATES!
September 5, 6, 12, 13, 19, 20 at Sparta NJ Renaissance Festival

ONE SHOW PER DAY ONLY (time to be announced). You can also see Crossbones McCoy's solo music sets and Captain Clyde singing with Merry Mob.

08/19/2026

If anyone is interested in volunteering at Sparta RF…

Come join us and help spread magic in the Kingdom of Sussex!

Visit https://www.spartanjrenfaire.com/help-wanted and fill out the volunteer form to join us for the 2026 season! We can’t wait to see you September 5th & 6th, 12th & 13th, and the 19th & 20th!

08/16/2026

What's this day off you speak of? I've been pricing and bagging/boarding a new collection of comics for 2 days. I'm sweating like a faire day, my body hurts worse, and no one is applauding. Hopefully they'll be buying next weekend...

If you're not at a faire on the 23rd and near Old Bridge NJ. Come say hi to Crossbones Comics. https://njcomicbookshows.com/shows/old-bridge-nj/

08/13/2026

When I win the Powerball tonight what should I buy?

08/11/2026

SADLY, It works better in theory than practice. Getting the right angle means being hard to sing as well. Time for a plan B.

What fresh mayhem is this?!!!
Find out at Sparta NJ Renaissance Festival
When you’re a solo act you need to get creative.

08/11/2026

I'm not usually going to share other people's content like this, but it's something the Privy Pirate might hear...