Crossbones McCoy

05/31/2026

Sending out for love

Last night, Beth—known to many as Sir Morgan in the renaissance festival co… Kate Hopkins needs your support for Help Beth (Sir Morgan) Recover After Accident

05/31/2026

Not one
Not two
But THREE ASL Interpreters for the Privy Pirate set... dang I should have made sure the audience was taking video.

Best moment... I made one of them do Rattlin Bog!

If anyone finds pictures, tag me!

05/29/2026

Circa 1991 - Where it all began. Brother Incognitus, the Lunchback of Nostradamus is very proud to have invented lemon on a stick... sadly, you can't eat it that way and lemon juice constantly drips on your hand. But I committed to the bit!

05/29/2026

Gosh this is like 1980's cost.

Musician: the only job where you jam $5000 worth of equipment into a $500 car, to make $50.

05/29/2026

Banger or Bomb?

05/29/2026

I won’t have this ready for the weekend so you get it here.
The Origin of the Privy Pirate!
(A parody of El Fusilado by Chumbawumba)

05/29/2026

who will I see tomorrow?

05/28/2026

What have I done?!!!
This show better take off at other Faires. I’m too committed to this bit!

Official Privy Pirate Hand Sanitizer (limited supply)

05/28/2026

SHOUT OUT AND BIG THANKS TO:
Rigr Crafts & Viking Jerk vending at the New Jersey Renaissance Faire
What do you tip the bearded Pirate? Captain's Reserve Beard Oil of course.
What do you tip the same Pirate playing in front of the bathroom's all day? B***Y POLISH!

I used them both, remembering the use is in the name where you put them...

The returns to May 30 & 31st... he'll be at the bathroom.

05/27/2026

Crossbones McCoy The Privy Pirate goes Number 2 at New Jersey Renaissance Faire
(Week number 2 that is)
I’ll be aiming to play between 11:30 and 1:30 at the Flush Privies
(Pending other responsibilities and other buskers nearby - others nearby will mean more comedy and less music)