Patrick Graham, Lagos (2026)

08/05/2026

A week ago, I released The Art of the Reign, my newest poetry collection.

Seventeen poems. Seventeen windows into a life the world has endlessly argued about — and never quite stopped to wonder at. Can you guess who that is?

Hint: On Amazon, select 'Books' from the search bar's dropdown and search for “Patrick Graham The Art of the Reign”. 😎

I’ll be giving away signed paperback copies to selected commenters.

03/05/2026

I have just completed my next book, a novel titled 'The Last Branch'.

In a future where Earth’s soil can no longer sustain growth, a brilliant agroecologist discovers one of twelve sacred rods, believed to be fragments of Aaron’s biblical staff, and begins a quiet movement to restore ancestral forms of cultivation across the world. As the land starts to recover... 😲

Guess what happens next.

The Last Branch is a spiritual sci-fi thriller set in a climate-fractured world.

It is open for adaptation and will be in book stores in September. Let me know what you think.

03/05/2026

My new poetry anthology, The Art of the Reign is now available on Amazon and all major online bookstores.

The Kindle edition is available for FREE for limited time at https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0GYGFVVZH

01/05/2026

The Art of the Reign: Poems of Donald J. Trump is now live on Amazon and all major online bookstores — and we're celebrating the launch with something you've never seen before.

🎙️ Press play. Hear Poem 8, "They Said I Wouldn't", read aloud in the voice of President Donald Trump himself. Because some poems were made to be heard, not just read.

Paperback: https://kdp.amazon.com/amazon-dp-action/us/dualbookshelf.marketplacelink/B0GYJMR9Y6

Kindle: https://kdp.amazon.com/amazon-dp-action/us/dualbookshelf.marketplacelink/B0GYGFVVZH

📖 WHAT IS THIS BOOK?

Seventeen first-person poems. One extraordinary voice.

This is not a biography. Not a political argument. Not a tribute or a takedown.

It is something rarer — a serious, beautifully crafted poetry collection that steps inside the interior life of the most consequential American of our era and speaks in his voice.

✦ The gold light coming off the water at Mar-a-Lago at six in the morning
✦ Watching Melania cross a room and not being able to find the words
✦ His father driving him through Queens, pointing at buildings: "I built that one. And that."
✦ Standing at a rally with forty thousand people holding the same breath
✦ The ear. The blood. The fist raised in a field in Pennsylvania.
✦ Signing the orders in the small hours that changed the world.

Seventeen poems. Seventeen windows into a life the world has endlessly argued about… and never quite stopped to wonder at.

Written over several years, this anthology is the most formally ambitious and emotionally honest portrait of Donald J. Trump ever put into verse.

🆓 KINDLE EDITION — FREE FOR A LIMITED TIME

For the next few days only, the Kindle edition is available at absolutely NO COST. Download it now before the free window closes.

01/05/2026

The Art of the Reign: Poems of Donald J. Trump is now live on Amazon and all major online bookstores — and we're celebrating the launch with something you've never seen before.

🎙️ Press play. Hear Poem 8, "They Said I Wouldn't", read aloud in the voice of President Donald Trump himself. Because some poems were made to be heard, not just read.

Paperback: https://kdp.amazon.com/amazon-dp-action/us/dualbookshelf.marketplacelink/B0GYJMR9Y6

Kindle: https://kdp.amazon.com/amazon-dp-action/us/dualbookshelf.marketplacelink/B0GYGFVVZH

📖 WHAT IS THIS BOOK?

Seventeen first-person poems. One extraordinary voice.

This is not a biography. Not a political argument. Not a tribute or a takedown.

It is something rarer — a serious, beautifully crafted poetry collection that steps inside the interior life of the most consequential American of our era and speaks in his voice.

✦ The gold light coming off the water at Mar-a-Lago at six in the morning
✦ Watching Melania cross a room and not being able to find the words
✦ His father driving him through Queens, pointing at buildings: "I built that one. And that."
✦ Standing at a rally with forty thousand people holding the same breath
✦ The ear. The blood. The fist raised in a field in Pennsylvania.
✦ Signing the orders in the small hours that changed the world.

Seventeen poems. Seventeen windows into a life the world has endlessly argued about… and never quite stopped to wonder at.

Written over several years, this anthology is the most formally ambitious and emotionally honest portrait of Donald J. Trump ever put into verse.

🆓 KINDLE EDITION — FREE FOR A LIMITED TIME

For the next few days only, the Kindle edition is available at absolutely NO COST. Download it now before the free window closes.

01/05/2026

The Art of the Reign: Poems of Donald J. Trump is now live on Amazon and all major online bookstores — and we're celebrating the launch with something you've never seen before.

🎙️ Press play. Hear Poem 8, "They Said I Wouldn't", read aloud in the voice of President Donald Trump himself. Because some poems were made to be heard, not just read.

Paperback: https://kdp.amazon.com/amazon-dp-action/us/dualbookshelf.marketplacelink/B0GYJMR9Y6

Kindle: https://kdp.amazon.com/amazon-dp-action/us/dualbookshelf.marketplacelink/B0GYGFVVZH

📖 WHAT IS THIS BOOK?

Seventeen first-person poems. One extraordinary voice.

This is not a biography. Not a political argument. Not a tribute or a takedown.

It is something rarer — a serious, beautifully crafted poetry collection that steps inside the interior life of the most consequential American of our era and speaks in his voice.

✦ The gold light coming off the water at Mar-a-Lago at six in the morning
✦ Watching Melania cross a room and not being able to find the words
✦ His father driving him through Queens, pointing at buildings: "I built that one. And that."
✦ Standing at a rally with forty thousand people holding the same breath
✦ The ear. The blood. The fist raised in a field in Pennsylvania.
✦ Signing the orders in the small hours that changed the world.

Seventeen poems. Seventeen windows into a life the world has endlessly argued about… and never quite stopped to wonder at.

Written over several years, this anthology is the most formally ambitious and emotionally honest portrait of Donald J. Trump ever put into verse.

🆓 KINDLE EDITION — FREE FOR A LIMITED TIME

For the next few days only, the Kindle edition is available at absolutely NO COST. Download it now before the free window closes.

25/04/2026

🎙️ URGENT CASTING CALL:
Trump Voice Impressionist for Upcoming Poetry Audiobook

We are seeking a highly skilled voice impressionist to join our team for an exciting new project! We are currently producing the audiobook version of a poetry anthology that explores the multifaceted personality of Donald Trump.

What we are looking for:
- Vocal Precision: Ability to mimic the exact pitch, tone, and unique speech patterns of Donald Trump.
- Nuance & Habits: Mastery of his subtle vocal habits, including his specific use of emphasis, cadence, and breath.
- Audiobook Quality: While the impression must be recognizable, our priority is vocal clarity for a long-form narration.

Project Details:
- Format: Poetry Anthology Audiobook.
- Role: Lead Narrator (Impressionist).
- Location: Remote (Home studio preferred).

How to Apply:
Please send a short demo reel (1–2 minutes) showcasing your best Trump impression—specifically focusing on a clear, narrative style—to [email protected]

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