05/04/2026
I hope we don’t make it to deep space only to find a black ocean of middle management and red tape. “We’re sorry, we’re gonna have to give you a ticket on behalf of your entire planet. We have no light sabers, but we do have several forms you neglected to submit before traveling this far outside the solar system… and of course the nominal filing fee of 1 complete data center, 2 AI generated cat videos and a lemon tree 🍋… in addition to the late fee, of course”. I would find this lack of adventure disturbing.
May the 4th be with you 🫡