05/05/2024
"What if?"
There are some pretty terrible team names out there. I went to a game last night and one of the teams was the "Courage". Huh? What kind of name is that? Then there is the "Red Sox", or the "Stars" or the "Lakers"... you know what I mean? Lame. So!!!!
What if there was a team called the "Darrens". For example, the Springfield Darrens", or "the Humboldt Darrens" or "the Oklahoma Darrens", and just like the band the Ramones, each team player would have to go by the name "Darren", but keep their regular last name.
Darren is a fine name, we all know a Darren somewhere in our lives. It's a great name, it's a name we can all support.
GO DARREN!!! GO DARREN!!! GO DARREN!!! and basically you're cheering for the whole team. Huh? Right?