Jailhouse Poems

Jailhouse Poems Aspiring poet

07/15/2026

It's just one of those days©️

It's just one of those days
I'm not about to play
Stay out of my way
I will make you pay

It's just one of those days
After one of those nights
Stay out of my sight
I just want to fight

It's just one of those days
I'm angry and alert
I will make you hurt
Put you in the dirt

It's just one of those days
I'm not playin around
You will hit the ground
I will pound and pound and pound

It's just one of those days
Stay out of my space
I'll put you in your place
I will break your face

It's just one of those days
I can't take much more
I'll Knock you to the floor
And roar as your blood pours

It's just one of those days
I want to inflict pain
Violence in my veins
Make you a blood stain

It's just one of those days
You had your chance to walk
No more time to talk
Outline you in chalk

It's just one of those days
You will have it rough
If you think you're tough
I have had enough

It's just one of those days
I will make you cry
Bullets gonna fly
It's your day to die

It's just one of those days
No I'm not ok
I told you go away
Now in your grave you'll stay
It's just one of those days©️

07/04/2026

HAPPY 4th Of July!🎊🎇🎉©️

250 years ago
Our people had enough
Tired of taxes from a king
And so much other stuff
Loyalist or Freedom
So many men were torn
So they sparked a revolution
And our country was born

On the 4th day of July
1776 and each year since
We honor our forefathers
Who earned our Independence
With family and fireworks
Or any variation
Tip your glass to those men
And enjoy the feriation

Celebrate it with your friends
Just don't drink and drive
Be careful on the roads
So we all stay alive
Be thankful that we are free
Set those fireworks aloft
Just be safe not to set a fire
Or blow your fingers off!
HAPPY 4th Of July!🎊🎇🎉©️

06/28/2026

Smackdown©️

It's been a minute since I spit it, but I just took a little rest
I'm back to preachin at the pulpit with a stinging insult fest
You're praying to escape it knowing I'm among the best
I'm a God of wordly wisdom, You're exterminated pests

My vocabulary hits you hard like I'm from the MMA
My word take down you try to counter, but with nothing good to say
I'll take you on at any time, anywhere and any day
I'm a verbal crushing predator and you're nothing but my prey

I got you up against the cage, you're begging "No More Please"
I can climb up to the top but you just can't get off your kness
My flying hammer drop's the final blow my victim sees
Because I'll always be the top dog, You're all just a bunch of fleas

My ground game always wears you down, or I'll drop you where you stand
You know that you will tap out and I'm the best across the land
You're looking for a way out but I am puttin on a show
And your tongue's so tightly twisted
that I get the TKO

You're takin judo classes at some YMCA
I'll be giving out some lessons you still can't afford to pay
Think twice before you ever think that you can challenge me
You'll never even get a belt, I'm fighting UFC

I am on the winners platform while you're sliding down the ramp
You are nothing but a chump, I'll always be The Champ
I'll be standing over you, laid out on the mat
I'll still be winning titles, You'll be getting old and fat

You have never won a fight, Im winning every round
I got you fully locked up, hands and arms are tightly bound
You're really getiing pummeled by the steady ground and pound
You're dazed and counfused and will be snoozed by the baddest ever found

I am the Ultimate Fighter, You're just
fighting for your life
I'm a living legend, You're Gomer Pyle, Barney Fife
You want to leave the city limits when you see me come to town
Because you're gonna be my new bitch and it's time to smack you down!💪💯©️

06/21/2026

HAPPY FATHERS DAY, DADS!!💪❤️©️

To every father out there
Especially single dads
Who have to do it all alone
Giving everything they had
Not seeking recognition
Going beyond and above
To be there for their kids
Giving them all of their love

Any man can father children
But it's not just a fad
It takes alot of dedication
To really be a dad
Sacrificing anything for them
Not for some award
But receiving their love back
Is itself it's own reward

Sometimes it isn't easy
But they will never quit
Whatever problems they may face
They can handle it
They won't let nothing stop them
They will find they strength
They will do it out of love
They will go to any length

To know their children will be safe
And to see them with a smile
Is they only thing they want
It makes it all worth while
So even though any award
Is not something they would ask
Everyone should give them praise
For stepping up to the great task!
HAPPY FATHERS DAY, DADS!!💪❤️©️

06/19/2026

The Sandman💀©️

The exhausting day's work
In which you were mired
Must come to an end
You grow weary and tired
It's time for a drink
To relax and unwind
To reacharge your batteries
And relax your mind

You need the break
All day you were wired
Unbeknownst to you
Your time has expired
The Sandman is coming
But he's not what you think
He helps the Grim Reaper
And that's your last drink

Of course you can't see him
He wears a disguise
Creeping closer each time that
Your just resting your eyes
He's in the Tv
On the radio
Along with the Reaper
Your soul they will sow

But not till you're sleeping
So he sprinkles his dust
For the portal to open
A dream state's a must
In deep R.E.M sleep
He enters our realm
Your nightmares his ghost ship
And he's at the helm

You feel the cold shivers
It's more than a dream
A scary deep darkness
But you cannot scream
Even if you could
There's no one who would hear you
The Sandman sedated
Everyone who was near you

You realize you're dying
You'll live life no more
The Grim Reaper and Sandman
Are blocking the door
Paralyzed by fear
Now you must spend
Stuck in the nightmare
That will never end©️

06/14/2026

Spite©️

Anybody who has known me
They knew about my rage
I won't say it's under control
But it got better with age
It takes alot to get me going
Because I'm such a laid back guy
I never sweat the small stuff
There's so much that I let fly

But I know I have issues
I never can forget
My fuse is like a big brush fire
It's too late once it's lit
I keep in mind the warning signs
Everything starts going dark
Inside me there's so much fuel
I cannot chance a spark

I know I have to get control
But like a machine gun
To stop the bullets once they fire
Is easier said than done
The spark ignites the tinder
Setting off a flame
Quickly an inferno
Blazes too hot to be tamed

Every day it haunts me
Like an evil ghost
It cost me so much in life
I hurt the ones that I love most
The lack of fear of consequence
When I go off the rails
Has put me in the hospital
And more than once in jail

Like trying to tame a wild stallion
I got a good grip on the reins
But trying to stop him if he runs
Is like stopping a freight train

I've struggled to control it
It's not like I haven't learned
But still these fires spark and spread
Until again the fuel has burned
I can't let one get started
Because once the flames begin to spout
I'm helpless but to let it burn
Until it burns itself out

That's the monster that scares me
I'm lucky it's been a while
Because when these fires start to burn
He just sits back and smiles
You'll never hear him bark
But only feel his bite
It doesn't matter what the cost
He'll burn everything out spite

I pray he's finally under control
I pray I turned the page
I pray that he is locked away
Safety inside a cage
He may still escape some day
I pray that he cannot
He's waiting watching from the woods
And lately it's been dry and hot!©️

06/10/2026

Together Forever©️

You came along and right from the start
It didn't take long and you had my heart
We've been through it all both me and you
Many tough times we both have seen through

We've been happy and sad, we made memories
We laughed and we cried, told funny stories
We held it together, we had it all
You held me up if I started to fall

I honestly don't know what I would do
Or where I would be if it wasn't for you
Its impossible to imagine what I would have done
You saved my life, you helped raise my son

I'm still at a loss, these words aren't enough
You helped me stay strong through times that were tough
I want you to know always that no matter what
I'll be there for you, no ifs ands or buts

Together Forever and never apart
Maybe in distance, but never at heart!💯©️

06/09/2026

Love A2Z©️

A is for Applesauce you love from a jar
B is for Beautiful because you really are
C is for Candy as sweet as can be
D is for Darling which you are to me
E is for Everything you deserve it all
F is Forever in love I did Fall
G is for Generous, Gorgeous and Grace
H it's like Heaven when I see your face
I is for Ice cream covered in fudge
J is the Joy you give because you don't Judge
K is for Kisses yours are so sweet
L is how Lucky I am we got to meet
M is the Moon we gaze at together
N is our nights we make last forever
O is for Open we share with each other
P is for Popcorn you love smothered in butter
Q is for Quiet times we share those too
R is for Rainbows which make me think of you
S is for Sunshine when we walk on the beach
T is Together the sky we can reach
U is United as one we are
V is for Victory our love could wage wars
W is how Wonderful you are always to see
X is for X-ray you see right through me
Y is the Yearning I have for You in my heart
Z is the Zillions they'll need to tear us apart!©️

06/08/2026

Love A to Z©️

A is my Angel, sent to me from the stars
B is your Beauty, from up close or afar
C is fir Candy, your bar a Payday
D is for Darling, You'll be mine always
E is for Everyday, we wish we're together
F is for Future, today and forever
G is for Games, we play with each other
H is for Heaven, we find under the covers
I is still Ice cream, you still love in your belly
J is for Jam, because you'll never like Jelly
K is for Kisses, I can't wait to get
L is how Lucky I am that we met
M is our Memories we make when togethet
N is for Now, or when we split which is Never
O is for Ours, we were made for each other
P is for Pink, you're favorite color
Q is for Quiet, some times that we share
R is for Rainbows, at which we both stare
S is for Steak burger, you like yours well done
T is for Toasted, how you like your bun
U is for Ugly, those times that were few
V is for Venom, which we both did then spew
W is Whatever you need I'm yours truly
X is for X-ray, because you see right through me
Y is all the Years we have seen through
Z is the Zillion things I love about you!©️

06/05/2026

Fleecing America©️

The fleecing of America
The lower class gets the shaft
The economy is a sinking ship
We're left with no life raft
Every day the rich get richer
The poor barely survive
Many never will retire
Must work while still alive

All too many middle aged
Stuck in dead end jobs
Violent protests in our streets
Fueled by angry mobs
Food prices rising every day
Gas prices through the roof
It's starting to get desperate
All around us living proof

Big Corporate seeing record profit
Business, Industry and tech
Politicians become millionaires
CEOs get that fat check
But the elderly on fixed incomes
With barely enough to eat
Have to choose between necessities
Or air conditioning and heat

The idea of the American Dream
A house with a white picket fence
For most is too far out of reach
It all just makes no sense
The rich get richer, the poor get poorer
The middle class falling behind
If we don't see a problem here
Well then we must be blind

Now with Social Security running out
A fund we paid for all our lives
It seems we're being stabbed in the back
Our government holding the knives
Our money was misappropriated
For which someone should be jailed
Instead we increase their salaries
As Americans, we've been failed

It's far past time for things to change
I don't have all the answers how
But seeing how our future looks
We need to address it now
Life, liberty and pursuit of happiness
A right we all reserve
A solution is needed to right these wrongs
So we may get what we deserve©️

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