Captain Squid Vicious

Captain Squid Vicious Captain of the galleon “Pride of Hellfire”. Author of “The Pride of Hellfire Series”

Captain of “The Hellfire Krewe” 🔥☠️🔥
Coxswain of Thee Leviathan 504 New Orleans. ⚜️🏴‍☠️⚜️
“Pirate of New Orleans”. 🏴‍☠️
Coordinator of the NOLA Pirate Gathering.

The Pirate Who Knocked At 3:13A mini seriesPage 10 — The Wall ClockI went back inside because fear makes people stupid. ...
06/13/2026

The Pirate Who Knocked At 3:13
A mini series

Page 10 — The Wall Clock

I went back inside because fear makes people stupid. The house was colder than before. Every window had fogged over from the inside, and the smell of seawater rolled through the rooms like a tide.

In the living room, the wall clock had stopped. Not at midnight. Not at three.

3:13.

Then the hands began to move backward. The floorboards creaked above me. One step. Then another. Someone was walking across the upstairs hallway. I gripped the brass key in my pocket and called out.

“Who’s there?”

The answer came from behind me.

“Not who.”

A wet breath touched my ear.

“What.”


COMING SOON! 🏴‍☠️⚜️🏴‍☠️Mid City Marauders — Pirates of New OrleansThis one hits home.Born and raised in Mid-City New Orl...
06/12/2026

COMING SOON! 🏴‍☠️⚜️🏴‍☠️

Mid City Marauders — Pirates of New Orleans

This one hits home.

Born and raised in Mid-City New Orleans, this design carries more than just a logo — it carries memories, attitude, and the kind of neighborhood grit you don’t forget. Mid-City had its own flare, its own rhythm, and its own way of shaping you. We played football in the streets, hit the corner stores on the daily, and knew exactly which little old lady had the best Kool-Aid freeze cups waiting at the house.

This design is for those who remember growing up New Orleans-style — walking the blocks, claiming the streets, ducking into 7-Eleven to play Dragon’s Lair, and living in a place where every corner had a story.

The front features the 504 Pirates of New Orleans chest logo, simple and bold. The back carries the full Mid City Marauders design — street-pirate attitude with that unmistakable New Orleans soul.

This is Mid-City.
This is home.
This is Pirates of New Orleans.




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☠️ FREAKY DEAKY FRIDAY ☠️Alright, Krewe… it’s time to dig deep into that camera roll.We all know you’ve got that one pic...
06/12/2026

☠️ FREAKY DEAKY FRIDAY ☠️

Alright, Krewe… it’s time to dig deep into that camera roll.

We all know you’ve got that one picture sitting in there.
The one that makes people ask:

“Wait… what the hell was happening here?”
“Why is there a lampshade involved?”
“Is that a pirate… or a warning sign?”

So let’s see it.

Drop the freakiest, funniest, weirdest, most questionable picture from your camera roll in the comments.

Don’t be shy.
This is a judgment-free tavern…

Mostly.

Winner gets bragging rights, possible public shame, and the honor of being crowned this week’s Freaky Deaky Friday Legend.

☠️ Show us what’s hiding in that camera roll.

🍻 Roll the bones.

Guess what today is!!!FREESHIPFRIDAY!!!All orders made today will have free shipping!!! 💥Promo Code: FREESHIPFRIDAYsquid...
06/12/2026

Guess what today is!!!
FREESHIPFRIDAY!!!
All orders made today will have free shipping!!! 💥
Promo Code: FREESHIPFRIDAY

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🍻☠️ THIRSTY THURSDAY: NAME THAT DRINK! ☠️🍻The tavern keeper just slid you a mysterious drink across the bar.It’s glowing...
06/11/2026

🍻☠️ THIRSTY THURSDAY: NAME THAT DRINK! ☠️🍻

The tavern keeper just slid you a mysterious drink across the bar.

It’s glowing a little.
It smells like rum, bad choices, and a possible curse.
The pirate next to you says, “Don’t ask what’s in it… just name it.”

So here’s the challenge:

Drop a name for this cursed tavern drink in the comments.

Funniest, wildest, most pirate-worthy drink name wins 20 KP.

Bonus points if it sounds like something Captain Squid Vicious would absolutely regret ordering.

Might as well Roll the bones.🦴




















The Pride of Hellfire sighting!!! 😍🔥☠️🔥Thank you Whiteaker for your submission!!! Love it!!! 🤘🏼❤️🏴‍☠️
06/11/2026

The Pride of Hellfire sighting!!! 😍
🔥☠️🔥
Thank you Whiteaker for your submission!!!
Love it!!! 🤘🏼❤️🏴‍☠️

Next batch almost done! 😍👀🔥Hellfire Krewe
06/10/2026

Next batch almost done! 😍👀🔥
Hellfire Krewe

🚨 WTF WEDNESDAY 🚨No context. No explanation. No responsible adults in sight.Somehow, somebody ended up inside the mouth ...
06/10/2026

🚨 WTF WEDNESDAY 🚨

No context. No explanation. No responsible adults in sight.

Somehow, somebody ended up inside the mouth of a giant clown head… and honestly, I’m not even sure this was the worst decision made that night.

So here’s the game:

Explain what happened here.
But there’s one rule…

WRONG ANSWERS ONLY.

Best answer gets bragging rights, questionable respect, and maybe a spot in the official book of bad ideas. 😂

Drop your story below 👇
Special thanks to Maire Shanks for the picture.

06/10/2026

Anybody has a WTF Wednesday pic they can donate??? 😬👀

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