10/19/2026
Sad that this even has to be said :(
KEEP YOUR BU****IT away from HELM House.
1. Bum ass losers trying to steal. Last night we caught someone trying to steal the KETTLE CORN BAGS that are for DONATION. We stopped them, but seriously, you have to be some kind of dumbf**k.
2. We continue to deal with trash being left everywhere, despite having a garbage can on-site. Children we expect to throw candy wrappers on the ground, but GROWN ASS adults leaving B**R BOTTLES on lawns = you’re a bitch.
3. Please stop abusing the claw machine. If the claw machine stops giving you free-plays, that means you won. WHAT IT DOESN’T MEAN is try to break the machine, tear the joystick off, or kick it. Either find one of us… or put 50 fu***ng cents in, I’m talking to the adults again, somehow.
4. Please stop parking in front of driveways, that’s NEVER OK, anywhere. We don’t know why anyone thinks it’s ok. Don’t park in front of ours, nor our neighbors, nor our neighbors neighbors. If you have to walk a little extra, then walk, cus parking in front of driveways = as***le.
Are we pi**ed? No, not really, we just have truckers mouths, if you know us - you know us. But it’s annoying as f**k for sure and we’re sure it pi**es our neighbors off. This is a BIG SHOW that we do for FREE, please respect our neighborhood, neighbors, and everyone and thing that goes into this!
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Thank you,
We still 🖤 Merced of course 😆
Mitchell and Kandice HELM
