All about Crystal Aquamarine

07/07/2026

Bored out of my mind, so I decided to slowly follow the random farmer who walks across Skyrim to offer his painted cow to the giants. 🤠 Out of nowhere, a patrol of Imperial guards who walk way faster caught up to him. One guard got directly in his personal space and started tailgating him, trying to hurry him up along the road! 🤦🏽‍♀️ Talk about zero patience.
​🎬 Watch here: https://youtube.com/shorts/3jyNoPyrf3I?is=vgvLXjO9UUXrtPZI

Bored out of my mind, so I decided to slowly follow the random farm...

07/07/2026

ONE Stone of Barenziah away from the end, and this happens. I fell off Bard's Leap while running from Forsworn, clipping a rock on the way down. The video starts post-fall with my character stuck in a swimming animation before she just glides straight out of reality into a void. 🫩 The camera locks onto Loki the Unicorn getting absolutely pelted by arrows, all while the ghost bard casually plays his music right next to me like nothing is wrong. And I can't even talk to him since I'm a horse! 🎻🐴
​🍿 Watch the Short here: https://youtube.com/shorts/QfW_g-YCg_w?is=NyR4-bp01bE2-BhJ

ONE Stone of Barenziah away from the end, and this happens. I fell ...

07/07/2026

Hunting for another Stone of Barenziah far west of Dawnstar in Rannveig's Fast. I successfully jumped over a trap plate and thought I was a genius, but my massive follower entourage trailed behind me and completely triggered it. 🏃🏽‍♀️💨 Right as I went to unleash a Cyclone shout on a Draugr Lord, the trap slammed into me. The animation glitched so hard that my character didn't even ragdoll—she just flew off the stone bridge pillar completely stiff as a board! ☠️🔨
​🎬 Watch here: https://youtube.com/shorts/wOjUg60jy6s?is=bcoytTDYAweyPeLH

Hunting for another Stone of Barenziah far west of Dawnstar in Rann...

07/07/2026

Making fake bets with my kids while watching my summoned Tomb Guardian fight an Yngvild ghost! My daughter bet on the ghost ("the girl") and my son bet on the Guardian ("the boy"). Right after the Guardian won the fight, a Draugr hit us with a Fus Ro Dah out of nowhere. The knockback glitched so perfectly that me and the Tomb Guardian did the exact same get-up animation in perfect sync! 😭🎭
​🍿 Check it out: https://youtube.com/shorts/rNVza6U7i6U?is=YBnCJkLLluw8QRhN

Making fake bets with my kids while watching my summoned Tomb Guard...

07/07/2026

Part 2 of the most chaotic road trip to Riften. While I was using the PS5 menu to send the last clip to YouTube, I was completely blind and suddenly heard the combat music start back up! 🫣 Turns out that missing Dunmer Fire Mage had fled the previous fight and came back for revenge, sniping me with fire spells from somewhere in the bushes. Luckily, Rulnik was still on guard duty and deleted him off-screen before I could even locate him! 🙃⚡
​🎬 Watch the madness: https://youtube.com/shorts/Oq7ldPkI5_0?is=8IQMksIUFo4ap9RM

Part 2 of the most chaotic road trip to Riften. While I was using t...

07/07/2026

Riding my Unicorn near Riften when a Mythic Dawn Dremora Churl, a cave bear, and a Dark Brotherhood assassin all ambushed me. Rulnik went absolute raid-boss mode with his Frost Atronach, and as he executed the Khajiit assassin with shock magic while she screamed "Damn you!" and begged for mercy, he proudly yells: "Skyrim belongs to the Nords!" ...Rulnik, I am literally a High Elf sitting right next to you. 🤦🏽‍♀️😭 ​🍿 Full Short: https://youtube.com/shorts/5pw4fweAT5k?is=yPubfVqABgmtN1Bh

On my way to Riften when the open world completely lost its mind. S...

07/07/2026

Taking out Arondil in Yngvild is always satisfying, but dropping a Level 2 Cyclone shout right on his face takes it to a whole new level. 🌪️☠️ Watching him and his ghost entourage violently ragdoll into the walls is pure entertainment. Absolutely zero regrets!
​🎬 Watch the clip here: https://youtube.com/shorts/pD0NVsd3L5Y?is=DHxG605AJNUzIETx

Cleaning out Yngvild to get the journals and deal with Arondil. Dec...

07/04/2026

Idle timing at its finest! Standing on the bridge near my Eden Apartments in the rainy gloom, Fadia drops the line "when are you finally going to show up?" right as a random anomaly dies off-screen and loot floods my inventory. 😭 Absolute cinematic perfection! 🥤✨
​🍿 Watch the Short here: https://youtube.com/shorts/TO2VTPxs0s8?is=R_blkeIIFlBffI7D

Standing out in the rain on the bridge near my Eden Apartments, jus...

07/04/2026

Companion pathfinding strikes again! Rulnik decided to stand directly inside my character's fixed mining animation box, leading to a wildly awkward clip before the pickaxe hitbox literally started hitting him. 😭⛏️
​🎬 Watch here: https://youtube.com/shorts/TFyOrINkvOg?is=GWeG1VufpzHaxgMj

Still mining at Halted Stream Camp and Rulnik decided to stand dire...

07/04/2026

Trying to mine some iron ore in peace and Rulnik turns it into a rhythmic head-bobbing concert. 💀 The eye-tracking logic in this game makes followers look absolutely unhinged sometimes!
​🍿 Check it out: https://youtube.com/shorts/vEhOvPeWMXI?is=6dYtVWyfo8ZT_YhO