10/14/2026
One thing about me is I don't actually like seltzer -- of the La Croix or alcoholic variety (okay I'm 35 now so I *kind of almost* like seltzer)
But back in the early 2020s when I very much DID NOT like seltzer, an unexpected, and decidedly delicious, seltzer hit the market from none other than the maker of the world's okayest b**r -- Natural Light.
Seriously this seltzer had it all (in my not-at-all-humble non-seltzer drinking opinion): 6% abv for the perfect buzz, lower calorie than the robust b**rs I prefer, I never felt like sh*t the next day, it was affordable, and most importantly (and most magic) of all IT TASTED SO GOOD.
No weird carbon-y aftertaste. Pure magic I swear.
Sadly it disappeared in late 2023 and I've been a little sad ever since.
My completely uninformed but slightly-informed-because-I'm-a-marketer opinion is that Natural Light Seltzer was lumped in with okay b**r for a couple of reasons (perhaps bc the can doesn't fit the whole seltzer vibe) and therefore didn't make enough of a splash (see what I did there 😉) to keep producing it.
In my quest to work more with AI to create fun things that (maybe) don't exist (anymore), I decided to create a love letter to 🍻 in hopes they’ll hear my plea, bring it back, and maybe (just maybe) give it the marketing campaign it deserves.
What say you Natural Light? Wish you were b**r 🫶
Also used Auntie's Creative Department from Lauren deVane | founder @ The Bemused Studio for all of this and it SLAPS (do we still say that?)