12/11/2025
Attention, curious collectors, wanderers of whimsy, and hoarders of the hilariously unhinged…
I am once again throwing open the gilded gates of ArtPartyX and seeking the strangest, most fantastical donations known to humankind.
If it twinkles, wiggles, jingles, sheds glitter, or makes your neighbors worry—
I absolutely want it.
Behold, the ever-growing list of delectable oddities we crave:
• Pool noodles (sentient or not)
• Long cardboard tubes of any width or mysterious origin
• Ribbons in improbable hues
• Astroturf (the green carpet of the gods)
• Used toys with questionable backstories
• Wigs of all moods and personalities
• Costumes — ALL costumes.
Astronauts, pirates, inflatable hippos, disco wizards, Victorian ghosts, alien royalty, cabbage-shaped bodysuits—
If it transforms you, we want it.
• Lava lamps bubbling with unresolved emotions
• Giant power line spools
• Bouncy balls that rebel against physics
• String lights that glow like forbidden knowledge
• Fog machines for maximum dramatic entrances
• Dryer accordion tubes (the metallic slinkies of domestic chaos)
• Wire—thin, thick, twisted, or suspicious
• Top hats (the fancier, the funnier)
• A grain silo… yes, really
• Massive transparent colored globes
• A giant 8ft lipstick (minimum height requirement non-negotiable)
• Furry walls (for therapeutic petting)
• 100 old-school tube TVs (must hum ominously)
• Gumball machines filled with existential glee
• At least six dancer poles
• Dancing boxes (for our dancers, obviously)
• Waterslide slides (preferably still slippery)
• Meat hooks (for vibes)
• Street signs, traffic lights, forbidden signals
• Hot glue guns and a heroic amount of hot glue
• A giant treasure chest
• Fuzzy faux human skulls
• A trapeze system for the aerially inclined
• Foam—soft, hard, emotionally supportive
• Musical instruments of any sort
• Sci-fi furniture from timelines that never happened
• Giant thin wooden celebrity cutouts (bonus points for obscure ones)
And anything else that makes someone say,
“Oh dear god… why?”
Donate or loan your treasures to APX, and earn your golden reward:
FREE tickets to ArtPartyX.
Bring the weird. Bring the wild. Bring the wonder.
Let’s build a world that makes gravity jealous.
Hit me us up soon as possible.
