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07/15/2021

IM: Mom, what kind of bird brings white babies?
Mother: Why, a stork, lJIM.
JIM: Mom, what kind of bird brings black babies?
Mother: A raven, dear.
JIM: Then what kind of bird brings no babies at all?
Mother: A swallow!

07/15/2021

An old woman found her daughter naked, waiting for her husband.
The mother asks the daughter, "what are you doing naked?"
The daughter responds, "This is the dress of love."
When the mother returns home, She strips naked and waits for her husband.
When her husband arrives, he asks her, "what are you doing naked, woman?
"She responds: "This is the dress of love."
And he said to her: "Well, go iron it."

07/15/2021

A well known cardiologist died, and an funeral was planned. A huge heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket at the service. Following eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside. IT then closed sealing him in the beautiful heart forever.
At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter. When confronted, he said, "I'm sorry, I was just thinking of my own funeral.....I'm a gynecologist."

06/26/2021

AL lady on a commuter train is reading a newspaper article about life and death statistics. Fascinated, she turns to the man next to her and asks, “Did you know that every time I breathe somebody dies?” “Really?” the man says. “Have you tried a good mouthwash?”

06/26/2021

Why is it that when we speak to God it’s called praying and when God speaks to us it’s called schizophrenia?

06/26/2021

Three men died and went to hell. When they get there the devil asks the first guy why he was there and he replied "I have a drinking problem." so the devil puts him in a room with every kind of alcohol he can imagine, then he locks the door. He then asks the 2nd guy why he was there the guy then says, "I can't stop cheating on my wife." The devil then puts him in a room with the hottest girl ever and locks the door. Then he asks the last guy why he was there he reply "I’m a pot smoker.” So the devil locks him in a room with lots and lots of pot. In a hundred years the devil comes back and unlocks the first door and the guy comes out and says,” I will never drink again! "So the devil sends him to heaven. He goes to the 2nd door and opens it and the guy comes out and says" I will never look at another woman again!" so the devil sends him to heaven. Finally he goes to the third door and opens it and goes in and there is the pot smoker sitting there with tears coming down his face. When devil asks him what is wrong he replies, " Hey man you got a light

06/25/2021

A guy walks into a bar and says to the barman, "Give me six double vodkas."
The barman says, "Wow, you must have had one hell of a day."
"Yeah, I just found out my oldest son is gay."
The next day, the same guy comes into the bar and asks for six more double vodkas. When the bartender asks what's wrong, the man says, "I just found out that my youngest son is gay, too!"
On the third day, the guy comes into the bar and orders another six double vodkas. The bartender says, "Jesus! Doesn't anybody in your family like women?"
The man downs the first drink and shakes his head, "Yeah, my wife!"

06/10/2021

A90 year old man finally gets to see a doctor, the doctor asks him to explain the problem. The man says he wants the Dr. to lower his s*x drive. The Dr. is taken aback a bit but finally asks the man, just how old are you? The man answers I am 90. The Dr., still a little confused says you are 90, and you want your s*x drive lowered? Yes said the man, it's all in my head and I want you to lower it.

06/10/2021

An old lady walks in a dinner and seats where she can see the cook, and asks the waiter for a hamburger. He says "ok, hamburger." The old lady sees the cook stick the hamburger meat under his arm and slaps it on the grill. The old lady says,"Oh my God that is the most disgusting thing I’ve ever seen!" The waiter says, “That’s nothing you should see how he makes Donuts.

06/10/2021

Ablonde and a brunet are getting in the elevator, along comes this really hot guy. The girls noticed he has a really bad dandruff problem. The brunet whispers to the blonde, "Someone should give him head and shoulders", and the blonde says, "How do you give shoulders.

06/10/2021

What did the egg say before he went into boiling water
Don’t expect me to get hard that fast I just got laid.

05/15/2021

Three Engineers are debating the issue of who would be more likely to build the human body. One starts by saying that with all of the body's levers and joints a Mechanical Engineer would have been most likely. The second argued that an Electrical Engineer would have made the human body with all of its electrical impulses throughout the nervous system. The last one smirked before saying that it was obviously a civil engineer, who else would have put a recreation center so close to a major waste disposal site.

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