10/02/2026
Vidos, according to Vidos:
Lead studio artist. Maker of things. Painter. Momma.
The hands for a whole lot of the artwork that leaves the studio.
Needs zero supervision.
Needs even fewer supplies.
Give her flowers, paint and glue and leave her alone.
Will let you know if she needs something.
She won't.
DO NOT DISTURB THE ARTIST
What actually happens on Vidos's side of the studio?
Orders get prepped and make their way to her desk..
And then...
We don't really know.
She doesn't ask many questions. She takes the idea, quietly starts working and five hours later there are somehow multiple finished pieces sitting around her.
Every so often one of us walks over to her side of the studio to see what she's working on and collectively:
“What the heck, Vidos.”
Because while the rest of us were answering emails or pressing flowers, she was making magic in silence.
Vidos can make an eyeball out of a flower.
Bird eyes specifically.
She somehow finds the exact microscopic piece of pressed flower that makes an eye look like an actual eye.
Sometimes they look a little too real.
We don't ask questions anymore.
THE VIDOS OPERATING SYSTEM
🎧 Pandora at barely audible volume
🎶 Kurt Vile / John Prine / The Cure
🧊 Constant background noise of ice chewing
🍎 Apples + peanut butter
🧥 Sweater on in the summer
🔥 Heater on in the summer
👜 Arrives carrying no fewer than 3 bags. Contents unknown.
🎨 Same paintbrushes she's been using since approximately 2023
🖌️ When asked if she needs new supplies: “I'm good.”
Nemesis: gluing down ferns.
Things that sound made up about Vidos but aren't:
Almost became a nun.
Works as an artist after leaving a full-time job at Lululemon.
Has tiny printed pictures of her son Anders taped all around her workspace.
If it's raining:
“I'm so tired.”
May leave. May return when weather conditions improve.
Spends weekends on a boat in the swamp with her fiancé, channeling her inner Lana Del Rey.
Can work for five straight hours without saying much and then rotate her chair 30 degrees, deliver the most unhinged one-liner you've heard all week, and immediately return to work.
“How close did we actually get to Sister Vidos?” She stopped after