Phoenix Midnight

09/24/2026

Doing all the last minute things to get ready for Burtonlesque at the The Gray Box Theater down in Wilton Manors!!

Been part of this show since 2018 (peep the shirt) and it's an absolute blast!!

Tickets at http://graybox.theater and as an extra treat, use code NIGHTMARE for 25% off your purchase!

See ya soon!

09/18/2026

08/27/2026

So it's a Queen of the Damned, The Best Little Wh******se in Texas and Muppet Treasure Island type of movie night, got it!

We lost both Dolly Parton AND Tim Curry on the 25th anniversary of Aaliyah's Death?!?!

The Grim Reaper is fired!!!

Rip to all three.

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07/24/2026

Don't worry about my hair! Mind ya business!

I love local thrift groups! Got this after being the only person in the post who knew what it was!

Hmmmm...feeling inspired I am! But it's not like I have a song mix OR a costume I'm working on OR a show title ready to go OR a show poster...okay I don't have the poster...yet

But I'm still not ready to pop back to producing just yet, so you'll just have to keep shivering with antici-...

06/30/2026

Of course I forget to post this till the last day of Pride 2026! Yay ADHD!

Repurposed this water bottle I found at Goodwill and gave it that sparkle sparkle!

Partially inspired by Pattie Gonia and her idea of refurbishing thrift store finds, all drinkware from Hot Mess Hoe Merch will be from thrift stores (with a good bleaching that'll make a twink's bootyhole jealous!) cuz Jeff Bezos doesn't need my money!

Pride Month may be done we're still q***r 24/7/365!

Oh and F*ck Governor Ron DeSantis

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05/24/2026

You see this amazing poster created by an amazing graphic designer/ burlesque producer? Stop using goddamn A.I.!!!

What you should do is support/ hire graphic artists like and if you're in Jacksonville, come to for Wild Things burlesque show!!

If you're new to CKJ, you MUST go thru orientation!

05/04/2026

Something, something the fourth! Y'all know I'm a Trekkie, but I'm also a lil polystellar!

So I made this Rebel Alliance/ Resistance flask! Because especially now, we need to resist this screwed up administration more than ever!!

If you want this one for your own, message me for the price!

03/12/2026

What's up Atlanteans?!?! A Hot Mess H0e is coming to town for Pokemon T &A: A Burlesque adventure!!!

Saturday, March 21st , you're gonna wanna catch 'em all...on stage at the Light Cafe

I'll be getting wet and wild as everyone's favorite f*ckable Pokemon!!!
Sorry, not sorry for ruining your childhood!