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Bob Roberts Calamity High energy, nostalgia ladened, alternative rock, humorous banter, witty repartee, word followed by , And you think, Can it get any better than this? Nope.

Flashback…
You’ve got the cordless phone on your lap letting the calls go straight to the answering machine. A dial tone blares loudly as AIM boots up on your lime green Mac. Your little brother has slammed 3 Hi-C Ecto Coolers while watching Recess on One Saturday Morning. That’s why BRC never left the 90’s and neither should you. We’re a 4 piece force feeding nostalgia whether you like it or not. Playing the hits you thought you had forgotten (with good reason) and relentlessly bringing you back to a simpler time. Our originals strike with a tinge of Teen Spirit, a splash of Super Soaked Savage Garden and just a slight pinch of Pearl Jam’s cousin Oyster Layup. We’re a high energy, crowd pleasing alt rock outfit, slinging tongue in cheek lyrics that’ll keep a smirk on your face for hours straight. Pop on a fresh pair of JNCO’s, put the beeper on silent and let’s get back to our happy place together. Come see BRC.

10/23/2026

OooooOoo Soooo Scary!!! BRC will be spending its 6th Spooky Season haunting Hector at Scale House Brewery and we have a most monstrous, horrific, damn downright disturbing costume selection for the evening. We implore you to dress in your most ghoulish garb and join us on October 30th from 8-11pm. We will be judging the nights best costume and have a special treat for the winner… Real special bahahahaha🧛 👻 Cooper Quade Roo Metasequoia Zach Kevan Tim Phelps the19mindeaze **r

10/16/2026

BRC is madly in love with Fall but sadly we’ve been left on read for about a week now… Could it be, possibly we’re one pump-kin chumps? You dodgin us Autumn, after all we’ve done for you?! No Way!! Perhaps Fall Fever will once again sweep through Route 414 at Scale House Brewery for the 6th Annual Scale House Spooktacular. We Cooper Quade Zach Kevan Roo Metasequoia Tim Phelps … We sure hope that’s the case because we can feel it in our guts, you left seeds behind and this little gourd is yours!!! You Son Of A Squash, have the squashternity test to prove it!! DO THE RIGHT THING!! **r

10/11/2026

So What’s The Deal With Halloween? Well, we’re excited to announce that we’re haunting Hector at our most favorite spot on the block Scale House Brewery , Friday October 30th from 8-11. This is the 6th Annual Spooktacular, you know the deal. Costumes strongly encouraged and as always Scale will provide the libations that spark the gyration needed to Transylvania Twist the night away. Catch the Calamity, come on out, SERENITY NOW!!! Cooper Quade Zach Kevan Tim Phelps Roo Metasequoia the19mindeaze **r

10/09/2026

Calling all FLX apple enthusiasts!! Tonight is the last Friday Jam at Flx Garrett Miller and it is most special for a number of reasons. 1. BRC’s first appearance here. 2.We’re closing in on peak foliage round these parts.3. WE ARE BURNING A MASSIVE WOODEN APPLE MAN!!!! Leave the 🍌 Imbibers home, here we’re praising apples and all the deliciousness incorporated. So please, bring $5 for the door, dress in your seasons best (costumes enthusiastically supported) and get ready to rock with the Calamitous Ones you know… and mostly tolerate 🍏🤘🍎 Cooper Quade Roo Metasequoia Tim Phelps Zach Kevan the19mindeaze ***r

10/05/2026

FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY NIGHT FARM JAMS!!! It’s the last get down of the season Flx Garrett Miller and the Calamity is so pleased to send the series out with a banger. Embrace Autumn with a c***r flight or a few glasses of your favorite, munch of Chef Brittany Loughlin delectable delights as we will be serenading back to the 80’s and 90’s as a genre-less apple appreciator with the power to crush those cores and make ya sauce 🙊🍎🍏 Get ready to shake your apple bottoms ya’ll 5:30-8:30 with the Calamity. Cooper Quade Roo Metasequoia Zach Kevan Tim Phelps the19mindeaze ***r

09/28/2026

ATTENTION!! This is a serious matter, BRC has been hijacked by Droo (Roo Metasequoia ‘s evil, illiterate, 🍎 hating identical twin (like a Stefan UrKel situation and no this isn’t too farfetched its spooky season, stay with me here..) It seems our performance at Downtown Ithaca Alliance Apple Harvest Festival was in direct defiance of his wishes, it has enraged Droo. He is forcing us to post more anti apple propaganda and even worse, simply clip and edit a video we already posted and use it again!! I mean, how lazy?! It sickens us but we are powerless. Thankfully he cannot read any English, only ancient tablets of Sanskrit and telepathic communication with Tamagotchis (his hatch streak is pristine) So we’re begging you to please attend our show at Flx Garrett Miller on October 9th 5:30-8:30., we will need as many apple enthusiasts we can muster to topple the Banana Blasphemer Droo. We Need You!!

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