Flustered for Mustard - A Rocky Horror Picture Show Shadowcast

04/01/2026

We see you. We love you. And we are committed to providing a safe space for you. 🩵🩷🤍🏳️‍⚧️

03/29/2026

Happy Birthday to our very own no-neck Criminologist, Mike Sherwood!

03/21/2026

We are performing at this festival! ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

We can't make this happen without you! Your generosity helps us bring Pride back to the Nautical Mile this June!
https://www.sparkleonstage.org/nautical-mile-pride

02/18/2026

Stay tuned for some fun news...

Pride is coming back to the Nautical Mile 🌈 Join us June 20, 2026, as South Nassau’s premier Pride festival returns to Freeport.

In collaboration with the CDM Music Festival, we’re bringing an even bigger celebration filled with music, community, local vendors, family-friendly activities, and plenty of Pride. From our motorcade to the kids’ corner, this day is about visibility, joy, and coming together.

Save the date now and stay tuned—this is just the beginning 💖

01/14/2026

“Is that a 12 inch saxophone in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?”

12/25/2025

Happy Holidays Fantoms 💋

10/30/2025

Our lovely bunch of coconuts are open to touring around LI bringing Rocky to your venue. As Shakira says, “whenever, wherever.” We just need our lipgloss 💄

DM us for details!

10/29/2025

Don’t come to our house if you can’t read signs, Rocky. We keep telling you that this is the communal mustard bowl. You can’t just take it.

10/28/2025

Time to go home without Riff Raff because we didn’t like him.

We never liked him.

10/26/2025

Thank you to all who attended our live screenings these past two weekends!

We will return real soon 😏 No really we forgot the dogs.

10/25/2025

Happy Closing! We hope to see you there (or else)! Just kidding, but we did get a public indecency citation like five days ago that we need to pay off. We tried telling the cops Janet is just a slut, but they found that even more reason. Oh well. Anyway, we hope to see you tonight for our last Rocky Rocky Ra Ra Ra!