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The Cereal Offenders Welcome to the Facebook headquarters of Edwardsville's own π—–π—˜π—₯π—˜π—”π—Ÿ π—’π—™π—™π—˜π—‘π——π—˜π—₯𝗦! Merch coming soon!

Follow for updates on new shorts, screenings and all the sugary chaos happening inside the π—–π—˜π—₯π—˜π—”π—Ÿ π—’π—™π—™π—˜π—‘π——π—˜π—₯𝗦 universe!

Looks like Choco Monster has a case of the "Sunday Scaries"
08/09/2026

Looks like Choco Monster has a case of the "Sunday Scaries"

Remember to shop local, and check out the The Land of Goshen Community Market today - For all of your free range needs!
08/08/2026

Remember to shop local, and check out the The Land of Goshen Community Market today - For all of your free range needs!

Need a hare cut? Schedule your appointment with Dawn at METRO HAIR today!
08/06/2026

Need a hare cut? Schedule your appointment with Dawn at METRO HAIR today!

TONIGHT - Come and see "American Graffiti" at The Wildey Theatre! Our new short, "DETECTIVE CHOCO MONSTER" will be playi...
08/04/2026

TONIGHT - Come and see "American Graffiti" at The Wildey Theatre! Our new short, "DETECTIVE CHOCO MONSTER" will be playing before the show, along with another NEW surprise for Wildey audiences!

We advise not drinking directly from the tap at  - it's a great way to p**s off Tim 😫
08/03/2026

We advise not drinking directly from the tap at - it's a great way to p**s off Tim 😫

πŸš—πŸ’¨ High gas prices got you down? Ditch your car and switch to Berry Bolt Bunny Caffeinated Cereal! Powered by 100% natur...
08/02/2026

πŸš—πŸ’¨ High gas prices got you down? Ditch your car and switch to Berry Bolt Bunny Caffeinated Cereal! Powered by 100% natural Bunny Berries! 🐰🫐

Looks like Choco Monster has been making headlines! πŸ«πŸ•΅οΈThe Edwardsville Intelligencer sat down with the affable actor fo...
08/01/2026

Looks like Choco Monster has been making headlines! πŸ«πŸ•΅οΈ

The Edwardsville Intelligencer sat down with the affable actor for an exclusive interview, covering his acting preparation, influences, and the Cereal Offenders cast dynamics.

You can catch DETECTIVE CHOCO MONSTER before Tuesday Night Movies at the Wildey, along with a brand-new, updated preshow presentation!

But wait, there's more! ALL-NEW Cereal Serials are on the way...

πŸ§ͺ Professor Pi has been spotted conducting devious experiments.

πŸ¦– Crunch-O-Saurus is assembling an expedition in search of a legendary lost treasure.

🀠 Legendary gunslinger Berry Bolt Bunny has reportedly been seen strolling into town...

πŸ₯£ The CEREALVERSE is just getting started...

β€œGonzo. And I will not elaborate.” β€” Choco Monster, on his ideal Muppet case partner.
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Believe it or not, its chocolate 🍫
07/30/2026

Believe it or not, its chocolate 🍫

Exciting news, coming spoon!
07/28/2026

Exciting news, coming spoon!

Its a good day to grab some Taqueria Z!
07/28/2026

Its a good day to grab some Taqueria Z!

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