The Weekly Crunch

09/04/2026

Hey Crunchers! The lineups for September are officially out!

There were three weeks in September (ended up not doing one for Labor Day), so it's possible you might not have been chosen. There's nothing personal about it! We'll put you on the priority list for the next month.

Look out for groupchats from us, and if you have any questions, direct them to Jay Eoff or Emilie Burkhart!

9/14
Joey Cecelon
Mitchell Arendt
Kelsie Strom
Tom gore
Germaine Potter
PJ Singh
Steve Widzinski
Emily Clark
Jimmy Dunsmore
Stacey LaRouche

9/21
Mackenzie Grulke
Gage Retz
Angelo Flores
Felipe Contreras
Niko Lukoff
Iris Lukoff
Chris Fredricks
Bruce Umpstead
Pat Sievert
Matilda Colf

9/28
Paul Artale
Tom Walma
Garrett Evans
Natalie Renee
Maxwell Tidey
Alex Pace
Anthony Manzano
Ian Jam
Preston Bueche
Ryan Reaves

08/31/2026

Hey Crunch Heads!! No show for the next two weeks. We know this is very sad news to you all but we are coming in HOT with fun lineups for September!! Welcome back students! And we will see you in September!

08/30/2026

Hey everyone, just a reminder that the form is out for The Weekly Crunch in September! Sign up!

Mondays, East Lansing, 8pm

Hello! We would love to have you on our show. Please fill out the information below to confirm your availability. We try our best to get everyone on, but in the event that we can't accommodate your requested dates, we will place you on a priority list for the next month's shows.

08/24/2026

It is TIME to SIGN UP for The Weekly Crunch in September!!! Wahoo!!! Do it!

The Weekly Crunch is held every Monday night at 8:00pm in East Lansing, MI, and is produced by your best friends Emilie Burkhart and Jay Eoff

Hello! We would love to have you on our show. Please fill out the information below to confirm your availability. We try our best to get everyone on, but in the event that we can't accommodate your requested dates, we will place you on a priority list for the next month's shows.

08/03/2026

Hey Crunchers! The lineups for August are up. Keep an eye out for groupchats in which you will receive information about your time. For any questions, please ask Jay Eoff!

August 3
Niko Lukoff
Iris
Mitchell Arendt
Ryan Reaves
Drew Harmon
Maxwell Silverstein
Emily Schoephoerster
Annette Mullaney
Teddy Ogborn

August 10th
Anthony Manzano
Natalie Renee
Mackenzie Grulke
Maxwell Tidey
Rye Grae
Tom Walma
Felipe Contreras
V.F. Thompson
Germaine Potter

August 17th
Alex Frankfort
Gabriel Taraborrelli
PJ Singh
Angelo Flores
Tyler Nissen
Steve Widzinski
Stef Lee
Evan Sasiela
Kim Cook

August 24th
Alex Pace
Angel Irvin
Chris Fredricks
Michael Negus
Matt TerBurgh
Joseph Cecelon
Tom Gore
Preston Bueche
Lisa Green

Thanks, and let's have a great August!

07/23/2026

The Weekly Crunch has submissions open for August! Sign up! Sign up! We need you! If you get on at Mac's, we'll put you up on the same week! Don't ask for spots the night of; sign up now instead! Raaaaaahhhhhh!! Monday nights at 8pm East Lansing

Sorry for yelling, I just get so passionate about standup comedy

Hello! We would love to have you on our show. Please fill out the information below to confirm your availability. We try our best to get everyone on, but in the event that we can't accommodate your requested dates, we will place you on a priority list for the next month's shows.

07/19/2026

Hey Crunchers! Signups are up for The Weekly Crunch in August! Woohoo! There are five Mondays in August, so I'm gonna be annoying about getting submissions again. You better sign up!!!!

Show starts at 8pm, sign-in by 7:45p, 7 minutes each.

Hello! We would love to have you on our show. Please fill out the information below to confirm your availability. We try our best to get everyone on, but in the event that we can't accommodate your requested dates, we will place you on a priority list for the next month's shows.

07/06/2026

Hey Crunchers, just a reminder that there's NO show tonight! Happy Crunching!

07/06/2026

Hey Crunchers, here's the lineup tonight!

Just wanted to say thanks to all who signed up; it looks like we had exactly enough people. If you didn't get on, it was probably because you were on at Mac's tonight, and we don't have a show tonight. If you're willing to drive out again, I (Jay Eoff) can find a spot for you somewhere!

Keep an eye out for group chats, and ask me if you have any questions! Thanks, everyone, this is gonna be a great month!

July 13
Elliott Neumann
Alex Frankfort
Niko Lukoff
Iris
David Lesnieski
Mitchell Arendt
Natalie Renee
Jeffrey Scott
Ryan G
Hunter Keeler

July 20
Kelsie Strom
Preston Bueche
Julianna Wiggins
Ali Lewis
Nicole Melnyk
Gage Retz
Tom Gore
Chris Fredricks
Evan Sasiela
Angel

July 27
Alex Pace
Angelo Flores
Bruce Umpstead
Will Harvey
Anthony Manzano
Kristopher Allen Brown
Steve Widzinski
Germaine Potter
Peter Sillanpaa
Simon Carlson

06/28/2026

We need more submissions for The Weekly Crunch comedy open mic in East Lansing! If you forgot to sign up, now's your chance!

Hello! We would love to have you on our show. Please fill out the information below to confirm your availability. We try our best to get everyone on, but in the event that we can't accommodate your requested dates, we will place you on a priority list for the next month's shows.