The Weekly Crunch

05/29/2026

Hey guys, the lineups for The Weekly Crunch in June are out! Thank you to everyone who signed up! We're always trying to grow the show and make it better, and having killer lineups all the time are a big part of that B)

Keep an eye out for group chats, and direct any messages to Jay Eoff! Thanks again, everyone!

June 1st
Jay Eoff
Emilie Burkhart
Angelo Flores
Hunter Keeler
Christian Dimo
Germaine Potter
Mark Darden
Angel Irvin

June 8th
Jay Eoff
Emilie Burkhart
Niko Lukoff
Julius Aziz
Garrett Evans
Gunnar Whitley
Alfons Mueller
Alex Pace

June 15th
Jay Eoff
Emilie Burkhart
Gage Retz
Kristopher Allen Brown
Mitchell Arendt
Dominic Maniscalchi
Ryan G
Brady Keene
Andrew Dziobak

June 22nd
Jay Eoff
Emilie Burkhart
Andy Kapps
Anthony Manzano
Gabriel Taraborrelli
Steve Widzinski
Tom Walma
Alessia Fionda
Bruce Umpstead

June 29th
Jay Eoff
Emilie Burkhart
Fahad Choudhry
Evan Sasiela
Chris Fredricks
Felipe
Emily Clark
Tom Gore

05/26/2026

Hey everyone! Just a reminder to sign up for the Weekly Crunch (East Lansing) in June! We'd love to have you!

Hello! We would love to have you on our show. Please fill out the information below to confirm your availability. We try our best to get everyone on, but in the event that we can't accommodate your requested dates, we will place you on a priority list for the next month's shows.

05/25/2026

Hey everyone! Just a reminder that the Crunch is NOT happening tonight. Happy Memorial Day!

05/23/2026

Hey everyone, it's some peoples' favorite open mic taking submissions for June, 2026. If you want to do standup comedy in The Big June 2026, now's your chance! Sign up here, sign up now, sign up fast!

Hello! We would love to have you on our show. Please fill out the information below to confirm your availability. We try our best to get everyone on, but in the event that we can't accommodate your requested dates, we will place you on a priority list for the next month's shows.

04/28/2026

Hey gamers, here's your lineup for The Weekly Crunch in May, 2026!

Wow, what an amazing cast of characters. If you're interested in comedy, come to every single open mic we have (Mondays at 8:00pm). Comics, you'll receive a group message shortly with more details. If you have any questions, take them to Jay Eoff or Emilie Burkhart!

May 4th
Niko Lukoff
Angelo Flores
Garrett Evans
Anthony Manzano
Hunter Keeler
Nicole Melnyk
Mitchell Arendt
Ava Gioffre

May 11th
Uncle Dale
Christopher Be
Chris Fredricks
Matt TerBurgh
Matilda Colf
Jeffrey Ford
Tom Gore
Gage Retz

May 18th
Alex Pace
Maxwell Tidey
Andy McFarland
Jasun Pierpoint
Felipe
Cobes
Tom Walma
Drew Harmon
Bruce Umpstead

May 25th
Garrett Evans
Lady Bee
Emily Clark
Steve Widzinski
Christian Dimo
Dominic Maniscalchi
Julianna Wiggins
Will Harvey
Germaine Potter

04/24/2026

Hey everyone! Don't forget to sign up for the best open mic in East Lansing! Let's Crunch it up!!!!!!

Hello! We would love to have you on our show. Please fill out the information below to confirm your availability. We try our best to get everyone on, but in the event that we can't accommodate your requested dates, we will place you on a priority list for the next month's shows.

04/21/2026

Hey, it's The Big Crunch here coming at you with another sign-up link!!!!!!!!

A lot of people come to me. They say "The Big Crunch. I love your work. How can I get on your show? Please, tell me." And I tell them "My child, there's a form on Facebook I post every month towards the end of the month. Through this form, you can sign up to do standup comedy."

Fellas, this is that link. Be there or be square; this is gonna be the craziest, zaniest, insan-iest month of comedy you have ever SEEN. Yes! Yes! Yes!

Sign up!!!!!

https://forms.gle/j454TRPr1SMtyDaAA

(Hosted by your friends Emilie Burkhart and Jay Eoff)

Hello! We would love to have you on our show. Please fill out the information below to confirm your availability. We try our best to get everyone on, but in the event that we can't accommodate your requested dates, we will place you on a priority list for the next month's shows.

04/01/2026

CRUNCHYS!! Here are your lineups for APRIL! Super excited to see new comedians and more experienced ones traverse the pot-hilled laden roads of Michigan to perform at Crunchy's. This should be a great month (just like all the others)!

Comics, keep an eye out for the group chats! Message Jay Eoff for any comedy-related questions. All shows are hosted by the extremely famous and talented comedians Emilie Burkhart and Jay Eoff

April 6th
Niko Lukoff
Anthony Manzano
Mark Kroll
Angelo Flores
Tom Brown
Hunter Keeler

April 13th
Fahad Choudhry
Mitchell Arendt
Christopher Bee
Felipe
Ryan G
Maxwell

April 20th
Randy Lee
Emily Clark
Marv Barnett
Tom Walma
Ben Thakady
Tom gore
Ross Michels

April 27th
Conor keenan
Steve Widzinski
Alex Pace
Drew Harmon
Christian Dimo
Linda LaNoue

03/25/2026

HELLO CRUNCH NATION! The Weekly Crunch is taking stage time requests for APRIL, 2026!!

Fill out the Google form to submit:
https://forms.gle/cnKGDbH8Wui12QRA8

Carpools are always welcome! (please note we will not be arranging carpools for you, but are happy to accommodate you riding with other comics). Our show takes place at 8pm so if you're booked on Mac's and want to double dip or just want to go catch their show as well, you can!

The Weekly Crunch is an open mic that happens every Monday at 8pm at Crunchy's bar in East Lansing. Hosted by renowned comedians Emilie Burkhart, Jay Eoff.

Hello! We would love to have you on our show. Please fill out the information below to confirm your availability. We try our best to get everyone on, but in the event that we can't accommodate your requested dates, we will place you on a priority list for the next month's shows.

03/03/2026

CRUNCHYS!! Here are your lineups for March! Super excited to see new comedians and more experienced ones traverse the pot-hilled laden roads of Michigan to perform at Crunchy's. This should be a great month!

Comics, keep an eye out for the group chats! Message Jay Eoff for any comedy-related questions. All shows are hosted by the extremely famous and talented comedians Emilie Burkhart and Jay Eoff

March 9th
Chris Fredricks
Mitchell Arendt
Mark Kroll
Gabe Taraborrelli
Ava Gioffre
Matt Willemin
Andrew Guay
Ryan G

March 16th
Gage Retz
Bruce Umpstead
Norman Dwayne
Drew Harmon
Dale Rogers
Tom Walma
Brittany Melvin

March 23rd
Niko Lukoff
Garrett Evans
Angelo Flores
Alex Pace
Will Harvey
Anthony Manzano
Germaine Potter

March 30th
Rio Riojas
Troy Foust
Christian Dimo
Linda LaNoue
Tom Gore
Angel Irvin
Felipe