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Two individuals with short hair and freckles criss crossed the country under assumed names and identities. Spring break lasted two months that year as we played Frank Abagnale through Ohio and Texas. We were chased out of Cincinnati bell by Jim Bayliss and moved on to Indianapolis. It was a whirlwind trip of air planes and phreaking ma bell. I wasn’t seriously old enough to be flying all over the

country with some guy named Alex who was a few years older than some people. I started talking to Alex’s friend Zak and sending bouquets of flowers to Chris Tomkinson Jewish Mafia style. Chris credited me for getting laid all the time in college. He had to give away all the beautiful flowers I sent him. Zak was a couple years younger than me and about 10 years younger than Alex or RBCP. Hacked April the Sluts voicemail and was later beat up by a lesbian for this, and I learned the moon wasn't real.

1998 Feed Kevin Campaign: I’d sent Kevin at least 4 boxes of candy from the Jewish Mafia at Easter time. Included ransom notes.

2000 Flipped the “hacker” hats: When I saw Kevin was getting released from prison I made some Usenet posts from my machine. I realized the media and government would be keeping an eye on our forums. I used disinformation to flip the definition of the Hacker hats black and white. Went to an interview to be a phone sex operator. I ended up interviewing the owners and turning down the job. It didn’t seriously pay enough. I’d planned to write an article but decided to wait In till I was no longer spilling industry secrets. The company was owned by one woman. Two ladies worked in the office and a couple girls worked from home with calls forwarded. They had an office full of paper files on every single one of their clients, so they remember the specific kink that got somebody off. CDC released the mother of all kick ass programs at DefCon. Cult of the Dead Cow released the ultimate prankster program “Back Orifice.” By secretly convincing your mark to install this software via forced entry WiFi or though an email you could control their machine secretly form the comforts of your own home. A ghost in the machine, literally. Their cameras, screen, files, all at your fingertips. Rename the OS and laugh when someone has to reinstall. Make fun of your friends as they play video games and masturbate. PhreakNic 2001: My hacking and Phreaking trivia presentation when I pegged silly boys with candy. Starting in 2002: Joined Anonymous for election season as disinformation vibe.