05/27/2026
I don't care how many drawings you make. I don't care that you used the premium glitter crayons. You won't be attending iSmash on Friday, and that is final.
But... Ochata... I help! I protect cameras! Me good!
The last time you "helped" with a production, you chewed through a three-hundred-dollar HDMI cable because you thought it tasted like licorice. This is a closed set for the promotional content day. It is a controlled environment. You are a walking natural disaster.
I want to smash televisions too... Just one? Little one?
No. You are staying right here in this apartment. I've already locked down the main server mainframe, hidden the memory cards, and cleared the kitchen counters.
Hedgehog mean. Total mega-jerk. Ih.
Call me whatever you want. I am the Ultimate Lifeform, not a babysitter. You stay here, you leave the apartment in one piece, and I will handle Friday on my own. End of discussion.