Aunt Betty

06/02/2026

🦅🔥 HARRIMAN… THE EAGLES HAVE MADE A TERRIBLE DECISION. 🔥🦅

The Fraternal Order of Eagles has officially invited **Aunt Betty** to play on **Saturday, June 6th at 8:30PM**.

Apparently, nobody checked our references.

We’ll be dragging in enough 80’s rock to disturb the local wildlife, confuse nearby traffic, and make at least three people say, “I haven’t heard this song since my first divorce.”

Expect:
🎸 Guitar solos longer than our attention spans
🥁 Drumming powerful enough to rearrange the furniture
🎤 Vocals that may violate several local noise ordinances
🕺 Dance moves that looked better before our knees started making that clicking sound

There will be Van Halen.
There will be AC/DC.
There will be questionable decisions made by grown adults who should absolutely know better by now.

Come hang out with Harriman’s newest public safety concern:

📍 **Fraternal Order of Eagles**
**422 Old Hwy 70**
**Harriman, TN 37748**

🗓️ **Saturday, June 6th**
⏰ **8:30PM**

Bring your friends. Bring your dancing shoes. Bring ibuprofen.

**AUNT BETTY IS COMING TO HARRIMAN.**
We apologize in advance. 🤘

06/02/2026

06/01/2026

🔥🚨 **FRIDAY, JUNE 5TH — BETTY WHITE NIGHT IS BACK!!** 🚨🔥

The glorious rock-and-roll train wreck returns to **Crescent City Tavern** in Dalton, GA!

💄 **AUNT BETTY**
⚡ **WHITE NOISE**

Two bands.
One stage.
Zero dignity.
And enough loud rock to make your neighbors file paperwork.

White Noise will show up looking professional, sounding incredible, and acting like respectable adults. Meanwhile, Aunt Betty will stumble in like the clearance rack at a 1987 divorce convention — armed with tight jeans, bad decisions, and guitar solos that probably violate several local ordinances.

Expect:
🎸 Face-melting 80’s rock
🥁 Drumming that may not be medically necessary
🎤 Vocals loud enough to frighten nearby livestock
🍺 Dancing you will deny ever happened
🔥 A beautiful evening of rock-and-roll chaos

📅 **Friday, June 5th**
⏰ **Music starts at 8 PM**
📍 **Crescent City Tavern**
**324 S. Depot Street — Dalton, GA**

Bring your friends. Bring your drinking shoes. Bring a believable excuse for Saturday morning.

**BETTY WHITE NIGHT IS BACK, DALTON!** 🤘🔥

05/29/2026

🔥🎸 THROWBACK THURSDAY: DALTON, GA — AUGUST 2015 🎸🔥

Here’s a blast from August 2015 in Dalton, GA — back when Aunt Betty was **YOUNG**.

And by “young,” we mean our knees still had factory parts, our backs didn’t sound like a bowl of Rice Krispies, and we could play a full set without needing a heating pad, ibuprofen, and a priest.

But the real reason this one means so much?

We had the **GOAT himself — Mark Whitmire — on drums.** 🥁🔥

Mark has since passed away, but we know without a doubt he’s up there **rockin’ in Heaven**, probably laying down a groove so good the angels are trying to figure out who booked the opening band.

This video is more than just an old Aunt Betty clip. It’s a reminder of great nights, loud guitars, questionable fashion, and a brother behind the kit who helped make it all feel bigger than life.

Crank it up for the GOAT.

**RIP Mark “GOAT” Whitmire.**
You are missed, brother — but we know you’re still keeping perfect time upstairs. 🤘❤️

05/28/2026

This Saturday night, Aunt Betty will be performing live at Rusty Wallace Kia of Knoxville, bringing three hours of 80’s rock, suspicious dance moves, and the kind of stage presence normally seen outside a gas station at 1:00AM.
There will be beautiful cars.
There will be killer 80’s songs.
There will be grown men making guitar faces that should require a permit.
Expect:
🚗 New rides that look incredible
🎸 Old rockers who look… available
🥁 Drums hit harder than a missed car payment
🎤 Vocals high enough to scare birds off Callahan Drive
🔥 Van Halen, Bon Jovi, Def Leppard, AC/DC and more
🦵 At least one hamstring operating outside factory specs
Come hang out, check out the cars, and watch Aunt Betty do what we do best:
Play loud.
Sweat through clothing.
Act like our bodies haven’t been making grinding noises since 2006.
📍 Rusty Wallace Kia of Knoxville — Callahan Drive
📅 Saturday, May 30th
⏰ 6–9PM
🎶 ROCK THE LOT with AUNT BETTY
Come for the event.
Stay for the rock.
Leave with a new Kia… or at least a new appreciation for how low the bar can go.

05/27/2026

Tony hit the scream and every piece of glass in the room filed a complaint.

05/26/2026

🔥🚨 ROCK THE LOT WITH KIA & AUNT BETTY! 🚨🔥
This Saturday, May 30th • 6–9PM
Rusty Wallace Kia of Knoxville on Callahan Drive

Knoxville… hide your service department and alert the finance guys.
This Saturday, Aunt Betty is bringing our full-blown 80’s rock disaster to Rock the Lot at Rusty Wallace Kia of Knoxville — where the cars are shiny, the lot is clean, and the band looks like we were repossessed in 1987 and never picked back up.
Expect:
🎸 Guitar solos that may affect your credit score
🥁 Drums loud enough to trigger a low tire pressure warning
🎤 Vocals that make the warranty department nervous
🚗 Cars that run smoother than any of our knees
🔥 80’s rock from Van Halen, Bon Jovi, Def Leppard, AC/DC and more
💀 At least one person saying, “Wait… are these guys employees?”
Bring the family, bring your friends, bring that one cousin who still thinks ripped jeans are formalwear.
It’s ROCK THE LOT with Aunt Betty — three sets of 80’s rock, bad decisions, and questionable flexibility.
📍 Rusty Wallace Kia of Knoxville
📍 Callahan Drive
📅 Saturday, May 30th
⏰ 6–9PM
Come for the cars.
Stay for the rock.
Leave with ringing ears and a Kia.

05/25/2026

GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS by Motley Crue
Carpool Garage, Sweetwater, TN., Saturday, May 23rd
Video by Frank Pate Photography
Video #18 of 18
**photographer does not own rights to this music**