Aunt Betty

09/01/2026

🚨 **THIS SUNDAY… THE BUS ROCKS!** 🚨

Apparently somebody gave Aunt Betty the keys to the **SHORT BUS**… and absolutely nobody checked to see if we were qualified to drive it. 🚌🤘😂

This **Sunday, September 6th**, we’re rolling into **The Bus Bar in Ocoee** with enough **80s rock, questionable decisions, bad hair and unnecessary guitar solos** to get our learner’s permit permanently revoked.

🎸 **AUNT BETTY LIVE**
📅 **Sunday, September 6th**
⏰ **8:00 PM**
📍 **The Bus Bar**
522 US-64 • Ocoee, TN

Come sing too loud, drink responsibly-ish, throw up the devil horns, and **GET ON THE SHORT BUS AND ROCK!** 🤘🚌

Because being mature and responsible sounded like a terrible way to spend a Sunday night.

**AUNT BETTY — keeping 80s rock alive one bad decision at a time.**

09/01/2026

🚨 SWEETWATER… THIS IS YOUR WARNING. 🚨
This coming SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 5TH, Aunt Betty and White Noise are cramming entirely too much hair, volume, questionable judgment, and 80s rock into Carpool Garage for the BETTY WHITE SHOW! 🤘🔥
Two bands. One stage. Zero chance of behaving ourselves.
🎸 AUNT BETTY + WHITE NOISE�📍 Carpool Garage — Sweetwater, TN�📅 Saturday, September 5th
We’re talking screaming guitars, giant choruses, and enough rock & roll to make Betty White herself yell, “TURN THAT CRAP UP!”
⚠️ Authorities have been advised.�⚠️ Neighbors have been warned.�⚠️ Sensible adults should probably stay home.
Everybody else…
BARRICADE THE STREETS — IT’S GONNA BE A PACKED HOUSE! 🤘😈🔥
Tag your designated bad influence and get your ass to Sweetwater.

08/31/2026

🔥 **BETTY WHITE NIGHT IS BACK, BABY!** 🔥

This Friday, September 4th, **Crescent City Tavern** is about to get louder than a divorced couple arguing over the Journey records. 🤘😂

It’s **AUNT BETTY + WHITE NOISE** throwing down for one giant night of ’80s rock, bad decisions, questionable fashion choices, and enough hair products to punch a hole in the ozone layer.

🎸 **TWO BANDS. ONE NIGHT. ZERO ADULT SUPERVISION.**
📍 Crescent City Tavern
📅 **Friday, Sept. 4th, 2026**
⏰ **8PM**

Come early. Stay late. Stretch beforehand. At our age, throwing the horns without warming up is how rotator cuffs get torn. 🤘

🔥 **BETTY WHITE NIGHT** 🔥
**AUNT BETTY • WHITE NOISE**

Tag your concert crew and tell ’em Betty said **GET YOUR ASS TO THE TAVERN!** 🤘😎🎸

08/30/2026

If last night didn’t scare ’em off, tonight oughta finish the job. 😂🤘
Crank it up, pour something cold, and spend your Saturday night with Aunt Betty LIVE!
🎸 80s rock
🍹 Lake vibes
👴 Questionable decisions
LET’S GO!

08/28/2026

**Package’s Rock & Roll Magic: Now You See It… Now You Wish You Hadn’t.** 🎩⚡️🎸

Package has officially entered the world of magic… which is unfortunate for both magic AND the general public. 😂

Witness mind-blowing illusions, questionable sleight of hand, and a savage white dove.

Then come see the REAL magic happen this weekend when **AUNT BETTY** takes over **Martin’s at Lake Martin in Dadeville, Alabama!**

🔥 **FRIDAY, AUGUST 28**
🔥 **SATURDAY, AUGUST 29**
⏰ **SHOWTIME: 8:30 PM BOTH NIGHTS**

80s rock. Big guitars. Bad decisions. And absolutely no rabbits will be harmed. Probably.

👉 **CAN’T MAKE IT TO LAKE MARTIN?**
We’ll magically appear on your phone, TV or computer!

📺 Watch the **LIVE STREAM on the Aunt Betty page** on:
Facebook • YouTube • TikTok

🎸 Come rock with us in person… or watch from the couch in your underwear.

**TA-DAAAAA!** 🪄🤘

08/27/2026

From Wild Wing Cafe in Farragut — 8/15/26 — Aunt Betty taking a swing at “TURN ME LOOSE!” 🤘

And YES…you should turn this one up.

🔥 Crowd energy: LOUD
🎸 Guitar level: QUESTIONABLE
👖 Red leather pants: MERCIFULLY ABSENT
💊 Post-show recovery time: 3–5 BUSINESS DAYS

Core memory unlocked.
If this song doesn’t make you want to crank the stereo, roll down the windows and immediately exceed the speed limit…you may need to have your ’80s card reviewed.

At this point, “Turn Me Loose” has a different meaning for Aunt Betty.

Usually somebody just got stuck trying to get out of their skinny jeans. 😂

👉 TAG the friend who still knows every word.
👉 WATCH IT LOUD.
👉 And if you start air-guitaring in the living room, we are NOT responsible for pulled muscles.

Everybody’s working for the weekend…

Aunt Betty is apparently working for Aleve. 😂🤘

08/26/2026

🔥🎸 **POV: You walked into Wild Wing Cafe in Farragut for some wings and accidentally unlocked an ’80s CORE MEMORY.**

From **8/15/26** — Aunt Betty cranking up the **GUNS N’ ROSES MEDLEY** live! 🌹💀

Turn it up. **WAY up.**
The crowd energy was 🔥, the guitars were screaming, and somewhere Axl Rose suddenly felt a disturbance in the Force.

🤘 **Replay value: RIDICULOUS.**
💥 **Nostalgia level: DANGEROUS.**
👴 **Ibuprofen level: PRESCRIPTION STRENGTH.**

This is what happens when you give three aging rockers electricity and tell them, *“Hey…do some Guns N’ Roses.”*

**Appetite for Destruction?**
At our age it’s more like **Appetite for an Early Dinner.** 😂

Crank this sucker up and **TAG somebody who owned Appetite for Destruction on cassette, CD…or stole it from Columbia House for a penny.** 👇😂

🌹 Welcome to the jungle, baby.
We’ve got fun, games…
…and a drummer who needs to be home by 11.

08/26/2026

🚨🎸 BIG WEEKEND UPDATE FROM MARTINS @ LAKE MARTIN! 🎸🚨

David and Mike decided it was time to give EVERYBODY a birthday present this weekend… 🎁🎉

So here it is:

🔥 NO COVER CHARGE FRIDAY NIGHT!
🔥 NO COVER CHARGE SATURDAY NIGHT!
🔥 Aunt Betty Band — BACK TO BACK — FREE ALL WEEKEND LONG!

This will be Aunt Betty’s FIRST TIME on the Martins stage, and we want EVERYBODY to have the chance to come out, hear them, and see just how good they are. 🎤🎸⚡️

And trust us… we already have a feeling that if you come Friday night, you’re going to turn right around and come back Saturday night.

They’re THAT good.
They’re THAT talented.
And they are going to absolutely ROCK the Big Yellow Roof. 🔥🔥🔥

🎸 FRIDAY, AUGUST 28
⏰ On stage at 8:30 PM

And COME HUNGRY because Friday night is also STEAK NIGHT at Martins! 🥩🍤

For just $30, you get:

🥩 10 oz. ribeye
🍤 6 grilled shrimp
🥗 Salad
🥔 Potatoes
🥖 Roll

And y’all… it is SO MUCH FOOD you could absolutely split it if you wanted to!

And yes — you get to sit down and eat it with a REAL knife, a REAL fork and a REAL plate. 😍🙌

Plus Rollin' Smoke BBQ & Catering food Truck will be there Friday night too, so you’ve got even MORE delicious options before Aunt Betty hits the stage!

🎸 SATURDAY, AUGUST 29
⏰ On stage at 8:30 PM

Saturday night we’re turning it up even MORE for the Birthday Bash for David Hudmon & Tammie Long! 🎂🥳

📸 FREE PHOTO BOOTH
🎉 Birthday celebration
🎸 Aunt Betty live
🍹 Cold drinks
🍴 Great food
💙💛 One BIG Martins night

And coming Saturday night is Mr. Mori Hibachi Express Food Truck LLC — and if you’ve had his food before, you already know. 🤤🔥 Everybody LOVES it, and we cannot wait to have him back serving up another great night of food at Martins!

So grab your friends, bring the whole crew, come hungry, and help us welcome Aunt Betty to the Martins stage the right way.

NO COVER. TWO NIGHTS. ONE INCREDIBLE BAND.

🎁 Consider this your birthday present from Martins.

Enjoy Aunt Betty. Enjoy the Birthday Bash. Enjoy Martins.

📍 Martins @ Lake Martin
10207 County Road 34, Dadeville
The premier music venue, sports bar & event destination at Lake Martin.

08/25/2026

🚨 **LAKE MARTIN… YOU’VE BEEN WARNED.** 🚨

Aunt Betty is rolling into Lake Martin with loud guitars, bad decisions and questionable orthopedic choices for **TWO NIGHTS IN A ROW!** 🤘😂

🔥 **FRIDAY, AUGUST 28**
🔥 **SATURDAY, AUGUST 29**
📍 **Martin’s @ Lake Martin – Dadeville, AL**

And because apparently one night of Aunt Betty isn’t enough to permanently lower the property value…

👉 **THE FIRST 50 PEOPLE GET IN FREE!**
After that, it’s just **$10 at the door.**

Want to party like a high roller who peaked in 1987? 😎
🍺 **VIP BARREL TABLES – 6 seats**
Friday: **$200**
Saturday: **$300**

🎂 **PLUS SATURDAY NIGHT:** We’re throwing a big ol’ **BIRTHDAY BASH for DAVID HUDMON & TAMMIE LONG!** Because nothing says “Happy Birthday” like loud guitars, Aunt Betty and waking up Sunday wondering why your neck hurts.

⚡ TWO NIGHTS.
⚡ LOUD GUITARS.
⚡ TERRIBLE INFLUENCES.
⚡ ZERO GUARANTEE PACKAGE KEEPS HIS SHIRT ON.

Come early. Get loud. Make poor choices responsibly.

**AUNT BETTY – BACK-TO-BACK AT LAKE MARTIN!** 🤘🔥

Tag the friends who need to be talked into this… or the ones who require absolutely no convincing whatsoever. 😂

08/25/2026