Clever Pengu.in

23/01/2026

I reopened my Etsy shop (yes, the one from 2011)

Turns out when someone else has already claimed your current brand name on Etsy, you get to skip the whole "starting fresh" thing and just resurrect your 14-year-old shop instead.

Plaid Oak is back, complete with its ancient star rating and a surprising amount of nostalgia for something that's technically just a webpage.

I put the whole story on the blog. Read it here →

I have a fun update to share: I reopened my old Etsy shop, Plaid Oak.

06/11/2025

🚨 FINAL HOURS: Two ACEOs Up for Grabs on eBay! 🚨

Listen, I'm not saying I'm the next Basquiat, but I'm also not NOT saying that.

These pocket-sized masterpieces are ending TODAY, and honestly? Future you is going to be SO mad at present you if you miss this. We're talking original art for less than your fancy coffee habit—except this won't give you jitters, just bragging rights.

The pitch: Snag an original ACEO now while I'm still obscure and delightfully affordable. Because let me tell you, once I'm famous (and we both know it's a matter of when, not if), these babies will be worth enough to fund your great-great-grandkids' college. You'll be the cool ancestor in the family tree.

Bonus perk: Every bid sends good vibes directly into the me AND boosts my creative vibe. It's basically philanthropy, but for art.

👉 https://www.ebay.com/usr/hellocleverpenguin 👈

P.S. - "I should've bought that when I had the chance" is about to be you if you don't click that link. Just saying. 👀

29/10/2025

Hey friends! My very first ACEO eBay auction goes live tomorrow night (10/30/2025) @ 9pm EST here: https://www.ebay.com/usr/hellocleverpenguin

Honestly, it's been decades since I've sold anything on eBay, so this feels both exciting and a little nerve-wracking. But I've been seeing all these mini art collectables making the rounds and thought - why not jump in and have some fun with it?

My auctions start tomorrow night at 9pm EST! Four miniprints— one every 15 minutes, and they’ll all end next Thursday night. Bidding starts at just $3.25 each + free shipping! They're tiny (2.5" x 3.5") and each one is unique. 😊 https://ebay.us/m/2a3q9o

Would love to see some familiar faces bidding! 🐻

29/09/2025

22/09/2025

From the icy waters of Antarctica, Clever Penguin presents the fourth look from our debut collection. Meet Winston, our contemplative s***m whale, elegantly showcasing our "Grounds for Joy" kitchen towel with characteristic cetacean charm.

This delightful design features the transformation from "Depresso" to "Espresso"—a moody little coffee mug that blooms into something vibrant and joyful. Originally hand-carved and hand-printed as a limited linocut, this kitchen essential brings the same artisanal spirit to your daily rituals.

Winston's gentle hold on this cheerful towel proves that even the ocean's giants appreciate a good coffee story. The playful contrast captures life's beautiful transformations with a perfect dose of caffeinated humor.

Notice how Winston's serene presence elevates this functional piece into something extraordinary, embodying our philosophy: where Antarctic majesty meets morning rituals.

As Winston takes his bow, another gentle giant prepares to make waves. Could our next star be ready to frame the perfect moment?
https://clever-penguin.square.site/product/-grounds-for-joy-tea-towel/CENX5APMQCHGM2DWFHQETR42

20/09/2025

From the frozen tundras of the Arctic Circle, we proudly introduce the third look from our groundbreaking debut collection. Behold Paul, our distinguished polar bear model, striking a contemplative pose in this captivating hand-pressed linocut creation from Clever Penguin's artisanal repertoire.

This stunning yam-colored Comfort Colors piece showcases our striking "Dam It" design—a hand-carved beaver rendered in bold black ink, complete with an expressive speech bubble declaring "Dam it." (Yes, there’s no “n.” Shame on anyone who thinks our hardworking beaver is swearing. He’s just living his truth.)

Paul's relaxed seated position embodies our brand philosophy: where Arctic tranquility meets contemporary streetwear sophistication.

The deep burnt orange hue creates an unexpected yet harmonious dialogue with Paul's pristine white coat—a masterclass in complementary color theory that speaks to our commitment to thoughtful design. The hand-carved, hand-printed linocut technique elevates this garment beyond mere clothing, transforming it into wearable art where the beaver's toothy expression creates compelling visual narrative.

Paul's composed seated stance perfectly frames this piece, allowing the hand-carved beaver to command attention against the warm yam canvas with effortless presence.

As our Arctic model settles into his signature pose, anticipation builds for what's next in this exclusive showcase. Will our next star make a splash? The fashion world watches, waiting to see which direction this boundary-pushing collection will venture next...

12/09/2025

From the windswept coastlines of Antarctica, Clever Penguin unveils the next star of our debut collection. Meet Albert the Albatross—commanding the runway with effortless poise in this artisanal, hand-pressed linocut creation.

Each hand-printed release is a rare collectible, produced in limited quantities. Carved, inked, and pressed entirely by hand, every shirt is a wearable work of art. Once sold out, they join Clever Penguin’s archive of exclusives—while direct-to-garment prints carry the design forward.

Albert is draped in an orchid Comfort Colors tee featuring our iconic “Big Happy Carrot” design—a radiant orange body, lush green leaves, and a beaming smile outlined in bold black ink. Against the soft orchid canvas, the colors strike a dramatic chord worthy of any fashion week spotlight.

The heavyweight cotton silhouette moves with confidence, elevating comfort into couture. With Albert’s regal stance leading the charge, this drop embodies our ethos: Antarctic wilderness reimagined as high-style streetwear.

08/09/2025

🐧 Mark your calendars, ! This Saturday, September 13th is the National Farmers Market Event at Tractor Supply!

Clever Penguin will be @ Tractor Supply in Vass, NC until 2:00 PM

This isn’t just fruits and veggies (though you’ll find plenty of those). Local farmers, bakers, growers, and makers will be setting up shop to share their homegrown and handmade goods—from fresh produce and baked treats to art, crafts, and one-of-a-kind finds.

It’s a day built for community: real people, real stories, real good stuff. Come out, browse, snack, and support the folks who make Vass and surrounding areas shine. 😊