Church of Infinite Probability

Church of Infinite Probability 🌌
Founder, Ordained High Priestess of “Actually…” with the Church of Infinite Probability. Emotional support & questionable wisdom.

We’re all just trying to make sense of it...
Come sit...

06/08/2026

I don't know why people keep letting me make decisions.

06/07/2026

I could be wrong
I could be ready...

@Some countdowns tell a story about losing someone else.This one felt like finding your way back to yourself.
06/07/2026

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Some countdowns tell a story about losing someone else.
This one felt like finding your way back to yourself.

06/07/2026

I hope you're happy.

Also, I hope you think about me every time it rains.

Kevin Smith Week — Church Question #7What was the FIRST movie you ever watched?This question is less about taste…and m...
05/24/2026

Kevin Smith Week — Church Question #7

What was the FIRST movie you ever watched?

This question is less about taste…

and more about helping me approximately age everyone in the comments 😄

Mine?

I think it was Mallrats

Which honestly explains a lot about my personality.

Kevin Smith Week — Church Question #6Favorite cameo in a movie?Mine? Johnny Depp in TuskAnd the best part?The first ti...
05/23/2026

Kevin Smith Week — Church Question #6

Favorite cameo in a movie?

Mine? Johnny Depp

in Tusk

And the best part?

The first time I watched it…
I genuinely didn’t even realize it was him.

Which somehow makes the whole thing even better..

Kevin Smith Week — Church Question #5What movie reminds you the most of me?And why is it Chasing AmyBecause underneath...
05/22/2026

Kevin Smith Week — Church Question #5

What movie reminds you the most of me?

And why is it Chasing Amy

Because underneath all the jokes, chaos, oversharing, and questionable emotional decisions…

there’s still somebody desperately trying to be understood.

Kevin Smith Week — Church Question #4Which movie feels the LEAST like a Kevin Smith movie?Mine?TuskSure, it still has ...
05/21/2026

Kevin Smith Week — Church Question #4

Which movie feels the LEAST like a Kevin Smith movie?

Mine?

Tusk

Sure, it still has some of the humor.
And yes, there’s still that unmistakable Kevin Smith dialogue buried in there somewhere.

But once that movie starts moving…

it becomes its own deeply upsetting little creature.

Honestly?
The fact that it exists at all still feels like a fever dream.

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