16/09/2026
đĽâ ď¸ THE LIONâS DEN GENTLEMENâS GATHERING â ď¸đĽ
FURY AT THE TABLE
WITNESS THE FEAST.
Aloha & Gâday, War Boys!
Another two weeks have passed.
Fuel is scarce.
Civilization remains questionable.
The roads are lawless.
And somewhere beyond the dust and madness...
the Lionâs Den still stands.
On Saturday, September 19th, we ride once more.
Because when the world gets noisy, the road gets rough, and life insists on throwing one flaming obstacle after another into our path, there is something powerful about knowing there remains a table where good men can gather.
A place to eat ridiculously well.
A place to laugh.
A place to test your nerve across the felt.
And a place to remember that no man has to cross the wasteland entirely alone.
đĽ PUPUS
Chipotle Guacamole & Chips
with charred corn
A little smoke. A little fire. Enough fuel to begin the journey.
âď¸ THE MAIN EVENT
BBQ Brisket Sando
Slow-cooked brisket piled onto a house-made brioche bun with crisp slaw and fried onions.
Served alongside Potato Salad.
Meat. Bread. Fire.
Civilization may yet survive.
â ď¸ DESSERT
Chocolate Avocado Mousse
with Vanilla Bean Chantilly Cream
Because even in the wasteland...
we are not fu***ng savages.
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đşđĽ LIBATIONS
IPAs & Old Fashioneds
Hydration is important.
Probably.
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SATURDAY ⢠SEPTEMBER 19TH, 2026
Arrival beginning by 4:00 PM
Cards hit the table around 5:00â5:30 PM
Dinner around 8:00 PM
â ď¸ TOURNAMENT-STYLE TEXAS HOLDâEM
$100 for the evening
$50 to the pot ⢠$50 to the host
10+ Players
1st, 2nd & 3rd split the pot accordingly.
Add-On Contributions
đĽ +$10 Pupus
â ď¸ +$10 Dessert
đ Honomalino Acres, near Miloliâi
Gentlemen...
Fill your tanks.
Gather your courage.
Bring your appetite.
The road to glory is paved with questionable decisions, good friends, cold b**r, and apparently...
a metric sh*t-ton of brisket.
WITNESS THE FEAST.
RIDE TOGETHER. EAT TOGETHER.
FURY AT THE TABLE.
Leave the wasteland at the door.
Brotherhood only.
With all the Aloha,
J.J.