08/10/2026
🚨🦝 BREAKING NEWS FROM MEEKO’S WORLD 🦝🚨
We have been the victims of a very elaborate raccoon gender scandal. 😂
For MONTHS, we have been telling everyone that Meeko was a boy.
“He’s so sweet.”
“He’s getting so big!”
“Look what HE’S doing now!”
And apparently…
WE HAVE BEEN RAISING A GIRL. 🤦♀️🤣💀
Now before y’all come for us, we didn’t just randomly decide Meeko was a boy. 😂 We had people who actually have experience with raccoons tell us he was a he.
AND THEN WE ASKED GOOGLE AI.
Google AI said HE.
So obviously, we felt pretty confident about this.
Fast forward to Meeko getting bigger and developing some… more obvious raccoon anatomy. 👀🦝
And suddenly we’re like…
“Wait a damn minute.” 😂
After another look, we have officially come to the conclusion that MEeko is a SHE. 🎀
So apparently, all of us—including the artificial intelligence—have been wrong this entire time. 🤣
Please forgive us for accidentally giving this little girl a whole male identity. She has been out here living her best life completely unaware that Facebook thinks she’s a boy. 😂
So, allow us to formally introduce:
🎀 MISS MEEKO 🎀
🦝 Professional troublemaker
🦝 Snack thief
🦝 Curtain climber
🦝 Destroyer of household objects
🦝 Apparently a GIRL
And yes… we are going to have to retrain ourselves to stop saying “he.” 😂
If you see an old post where we called her “he,” just pretend you didn’t. We were misled by professionals and artificial intelligence. 🤣🤣
Meeko has officially entered her GIRL ERA. 💅🦝💕