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Postal Service might not like this, but they sure should admire it. Redneck deluxe...
08/31/2026

Postal Service might not like this, but they sure should admire it. Redneck deluxe...

Never underestimate a redneck with a hailstorm coming and 47 pool noodles from Dollar General...
08/29/2026

Never underestimate a redneck with a hailstorm coming and 47 pool noodles from Dollar General...

If you understood this on the first read and turned left…you might be a redneck...😳👀😂
08/29/2026

If you understood this on the first read and turned left…you might be a redneck...😳👀😂

Thanks… I’ll be sure to postpone my unexpected emergency until later. 🙄👀😂
08/29/2026

Thanks… I’ll be sure to postpone my unexpected emergency until later. 🙄👀😂

$7.49 and a free biohazard, what a steal...🤢👀
08/26/2026

$7.49 and a free biohazard, what a steal...🤢👀

Went to Harbor Freight today to buy a battery charger, found one & took it to the cashier, the price was $49.99 I gave t...
08/26/2026

Went to Harbor Freight today to buy a battery charger, found one & took it to the cashier, the price was $49.99 I gave the cashier a $50.00 bill he rang it up & gave me my receipt, I said where is my penny he told me it was a Oregon law they didn’t have to give me back a penny . So I said ok give me a nickel then & his reply was no we don’t do that. I said ok I guess if you can’t make change we don’t have a sale. He called his manager to get an override authorization, when the manager came I said maybe the manager has a penny to keep this sale from walking out the door & he told me no it was a law. I told him it might be a law but if enough sales walk out the door you won’t have a job, he didn’t respond & refunded my $50.00 🫣👀😳

Tried the chicken big mac yesterday from McDonald's. Lemme tell you…this sandwich tore my ass up. Had me having contract...
08/26/2026

Tried the chicken big mac yesterday from McDonald's. Lemme tell you…this sandwich tore my ass up. Had me having contractions in the bathroom like it was my delivery date. Not to mention the sandwich tasted like minced deer ankles mixed with raccoon ass. It's a hell nah from me!
McDonalds , y’all owe me 3 rolls of toilet paper.🤧🤧 👀👀

In case you were wondering, wrenches are not ideal for fixing a tire...👀👀
08/26/2026

In case you were wondering, wrenches are not ideal for fixing a tire...👀👀

08/26/2026

this boring ass planet no dragons or giants just stupid ass people and bills...

08/25/2026

Look out lady's Kelly is getting naked

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