Merle The Magician

08/07/2026

Magic is my passion, not my hobby. My hobby is buying masking tape and then immediately losing track of where I put it.

07/21/2026

Had to run by the local Gnome Depot for some fairy magic supplies. Crafting a couple of custom items for an upcoming show, and just having a wander through the aisles of whatsit, widgets, and dohickies is good for spurring the creativity.

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07/13/2026

Myrddin Emrys, Immortal of Many Names. Farewell to Sam Neill, a fantastic Merlin, amongst all his many roles.

As an act of remembrance, this means I must finally replicate the pocket-patchwork-jean-jacket-cloak-of-feathers-tuigen I've wanted ever since I saw him in it. So many pockets to hide wrenches, wands, doo-dads, whatsits, and the occasional raptor claw in case a teaching opportunity comes along.

I'll remember you best showing us around Two Paddocks and introducing us to your critters. Peaceful journeys.

07/07/2026

The gal at the rock shop said crystals could help improve my mood. But now my teeth hurt and I'm really not confident my plumbing can handle all this gravel.

07/05/2026

Upcoming wedding? Remember that your Maid of Honor is responsible for (politely) managing unexpected fairy guests. "Seelie" folk don't mind being seated near humans, but "unseelie" fairies tend to get grumpy and cause mischief if unfairly treated. A quick test by a qualified technician during a bachelorette party is the best time to find out if your Maid of Honor is up to the task of sorting them (rather than risking it at the wedding). Avoid horrid hair tangles, inconvenient weather, and other fairy mischief by booking Merle for your event.

06/14/2026

My powers continue to grow. Observe how I summon rain from the sky, by simply starting a landscaping project.

“A brave man likes the feel of nature on his face, Jack.” - Wang Chi

“Dang, got real humid all a sudden.” - Merle the Magician

04/25/2026

Merle is in the gym today.

04/15/2026

Excited to finally see the new library and see if I can learn something new!

Dr. Heather Welch will present a fascinating talk that dives into the world of folk horror, looking at how myths and legends have inspired movies within the genre. Recommended for adults and older teens, this presentation is free and open to the public. Go to https://www.mountainlibrary.com/events/ to see all library events.

03/28/2026

Spring cleaning in Merle's workshop. It's going....well, I guess. At least I'm having a good time with all the magic stuff I had forgot I had.

02/13/2026

I underestimated how popular Rachet (the one on the left) was going to be. We’ll be expanding his role in the birthday show as soon as I get approval from his therapist.