03/05/2026
The prejudiced prosecutor is campaigning for a judge position. So I wrote a poem to campaign and inform the people of what is trying to get behind the bench. I hope you look into it and know your candidates before you vote for them.
"Puppeteered Prosecutor"
The proof has been seen
that justice is not your decider.
You wield the law like a hammer,
at the behest of your provider.
Prejudice drove your prosecution;
obeying the malicious man of mail.
He held power over your appointment-
so you struck down that nail.
My appeal was your chance
to amend Portobello's emotions.
Yet, malfeasance was your choice;
with a mail man-
not justice-
as the speaker of your voice.
Now you vye for the gavel and robe.
3rd seat at district court.
You think that's a good idea,
when your following of the law falls short?
A puppet does not belong
behind a bench ruling on cases.
In the true pursuit of Justice,
facts and evidence matter,
not the peoples' faces.
Your campaign is gathering donations;
money to be spent.
Campaign finance laws exist for this;
to keep track of every cent.
Parades with pachyderm photos,
cups and goodies handed out for a vote;
things required as campaign expenditures-
a thing your finance reports don't denote.
Maybe there's a good reason.
Maybe you're not being shady.
Yet, with your past enjoyment of volleylaw,
it's kinda looking crazy.
The steps of your legal ladder
are built of bone and hair.
You seek a major political promotion,
and expect us not to care
about your past and current transgressions,
ignored law and judicial bias.
A slippery snake with strings attached
wearing a mask of the pious.
So pay attention Shelby County!
Our judicial future could get dark.
If it's a fair and just judge we seek,
this guy is surely not the Mark.