Lord Smash-A lot

06/18/2026

For everyone asking, Smash is safe!

He’s staying inside until the storms and flooding settle down. But he was out there enjoying the rain like he was a sea turtle

06/15/2026

This rain just won’t quit!

Dad felt bad that I can’t get outside, so he created a way for me to eat dinner in bed. I’m not saying I’m spoiled… but room service has officially arrived at the SMASH Resort.

Now if he could just figure out how to stop the rain.

— Lord Smash-A-Lot

06/15/2026

This rain just won’t quit!

Dad felt bad that I can’t get outside, so he created a way for me to eat breakfast in bed. I’m not saying I’m spoiled… but room service has officially arrived at the Smash Resort.

Now if he could just figure out how to stop the rain.

Lord Smash-A-Lot

06/11/2026

Smash and I definitely have a love/hate relationship. 😂

Me: “Let me be a thoughtful tortoise dad and install a ceiling fan in your house so you can stay cool this summer.”

Smash: “How dare you wake me up from my nap.” 😒

The things I do for this spoiled tortoise. # LordSmashALot

05/31/2026

When it’s hot before noon, you stay in bed all day. 🐢☀️

Smash

05/12/2026

Tell me Smash ain’t smart!

Tiffany got caught spying on him through the camera, and Smash had enough. One look at the lens and he said, “Not today,” and kicked the camera out of the way like a true boss.

Privacy matters, even when you’re a celebrity tortoise.

05/08/2026

We are giving Smash a week or two to get settled back in and make sure all the adjustments to his enclosure and upgraded security system are complete.

In the coming weeks, we will be sharing locations and dates for a meet-and-greet appearance with a new business that will be opening soon. We know so many people want to see Smash, and we truly appreciate all the love and support the community has shown him.

For now, we are focused on making sure he feels safe, comfortable, and right back at home. 🐢💚

We have it covered but Some people still have asked and want to help. We will share anything raised with a local rescue who helped smash after he was returned.

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05/05/2026

🚨Smash has been returned 🚨

Thank you all so much for the shares, messages, and support over the last several days. It truly meant more than I can put into words.

We don’t have answers — but we also don’t have questions. What matters most is that Smash is back home where he belongs, and he appears healthy.

I do have someone picking him up to give him a full check and make sure he’s 100% okay.

That’s all I could ask for.

From the bottom of my heart… thank you all 🙏

05/04/2026

I just want to say thank you from the bottom of my heart to everyone who searched, shared, reached out, and even offered to add to the reward money for Smash. The love and support has truly meant more than I can put into words.

Smash came into my life at a time when I truly needed him. Last April, I was diagnosed with a very rare disease that causes my body, DNA, and brain to basically fight against each other. It was something that almost took my life. Not long after that, my son left for college, and there was a void that I didn’t know how to fill… and somehow, Smash filled it.

When I first got him, he wouldn’t even come out of his shell. But over time, he became something special—not just to me, but to so many others. Watching people interact with him, seeing him brighten someone’s day, and all the Facebook moments we shared… people didn’t just like Smash, they loved him. And those who met him in person really understood why.

It’s still crazy to think how far his story reached—people all over the country and even across the world, from places like England and Australia, followed along and cared about him.

We are not giving up, but I also don’t want to keep blowing up Facebook. Just know I have tried everything in my power to figure out what happened and to find him.

I’m sorry for how things seem to have ended with our journey. It’s not the ending I hoped for, but I’ll always be grateful for the joy he brought into my life and into so many others.

Again, thank you all for the support, the prayers, and the effort you put into trying to bring him home. It will never be forgotten!

05/01/2026

It is with a heavy heart that we share that our beloved Lord Smash-A-Lot is missing. 💔🐢

We are located in South Mississippi in the Woolmarket area, and we need your help keeping an eye out. Smash is very unique and definitely stands out, so if you see him, you’ll know it’s him.

All we want is to bring him home safe — no questions asked. Please check your yards, under porches, around sheds, and anywhere he could be hiding.

If you see him or have any information, please reach out right away.

Please share this post and help us bring Smash home. 🙏