08/15/2026
🏰 Think medieval castle life was all glitz, glamour, and grand banquets?
Think again. Behind those massive stone walls and breathtaking architecture lies a much smellier reality: the garderobe (aka the medieval toilet).
Here is what going to the bathroom actually looked like in the Middle Ages:
Basic Architecture: They were essentially stone or wooden seats positioned over a hole. The waste fell directly down a shaft into a moat, a cesspit, or just straight down the outer wall of the castle.
Zero Privacy: Bathing and bathroom routines weren't the private affairs they are today. Multi-seat garderobes were common!
A Very Odd Closet: Clothes were often hung inside or right next to the garderobe. Why? People believed the strong ammonia fumes from the waste kept moths and insects away from their expensive garments.
The Dirty Job: Cleaning out the accumulated waste fell to workers known as "gong farmers." They had to shovel out cesspits by night—a filthy, exhausting, but vital job for castle hygiene.
So the next time you tour a magnificent historical fortress, remember: royal luxury definitely had its limits! 💩✨